AWESOME omegle talk!

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You: hi

Stranger: Hey

You: can i tap dat

Stranger: Uhmm.It depends(;

You: XD

You: r u a philipin trannie :/

You: or a suuuuperhot girl

You: or a uuuugly as guy

Stranger: I've been told by alot of people I am hot so I guess I'm a super hot girl?Haha.

You: wwwooowwww

You: but... it doesnt make sense.....a superhot girl canot be on omegle :D

You: i just got in here to do some funny shit :D

Stranger: Why not?

Stranger: I get board so..Haha

You: Cool

You: But! Where were u born?

Stranger: Flordia.Youu?

You: WRONG! right answer is from your mother..

Stranger: But now I live in Ohio

You: hehe sweden :D

You: was just joking..

Stranger: ?

Stranger: Aboutt?

You: Can you ski in florida?

You: abut the right answer aighhht?

Stranger: Nope

You: i feel bad for you

Stranger: Why?!

You: cus u cant ski there!

Stranger: Nuh-Uh!

Stranger: Oh wait.I said you couldn't!

You: butt...

You: this doesnt make sense either

You: so put ur damn ful tilt on and undress the rest. annd...... can i tap that?. HAHA

Stranger: Wait...I didn't get that..

You: But! If i get to florida, ohio can i tapp that?

Stranger: I don't knoww..

Stranger: Are you hawtt?!

You: if yes. then buy me a ticket :D

Stranger: And are you a dudee?

You: Well ofcourse i a,

You: am

You: I'm using my full tilts.. so im DAMN HOT

Stranger: Haha.I don't know..What do you look like?!

You: well figure it out

You: ..

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: I can't:/

You: pick a guess 1 HOOOOT 2 UUUGLY 3 DAAMN HOT

Stranger: Yeah.But I mean your features!

You: oooooh. well. i got a reallllly big muscle on my forehead...

You: wich is hot aight?

Stranger: Uhhh.Nahh:)

You: Woooow. What an insult

You: So. Have you ever skied

Stranger: Noo.I don't know how to.

You: OMG! I feel so damn bad for you. Im going to pray for you tonight

You: Do you got MSN? (;

Stranger: Nooo.

Stranger: I can't swim either..

You: w00t

Stranger: Or rollerblade..

You: i can teach you.... virtual lessons online xD

You: ..not

You: can i tap that?

Stranger: Nahh:/

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Stranger: hey

You: hey guess what?

Stranger: .

Stranger: ?

You: come on guess

Stranger: dhunno what

You: what was that last word?

Stranger: fuck you !

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hehehe. you guys are stuuupid. I did this cus i didnt have anything to do AAAND to make YOU waste your time reading that
 
that was more just confusing

you were talking about multiple things at once and i couldnt follow any of it
 
Dude seriously that was the biggest waste of time. If you think thats funny Im gonna find you and kick you in your half functional head.
 
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