It is with great pleasure that I sit here in Switzerland at my typewriter and share
with you my thoughts about all that is good on gods green earth. Soon we will be
together and we can share good cheer and spirits and sing like small children at
pasture (in a wholesome way of course).
May I begin by taking this opportunity to apologies for the title of the film. I hate
the devil as much as anyone. I am a good god fearing soul, and have only called the
film this way to tempt him to come out, so that I may slay him down right in front
you. The devil is bad and we, my friends, are good! so fear not, we shall prevail.
Now, as for the milm itself, all of it is good, all that is, excepting the part where a
man pees. That part is lightly offensive. Although peeing is normal, peeing in a
film is not nice, so it might make some people uncomfortable. It it makes you
uncomfotable that is good. But there may be some that enjoy that part of the film;
those people are inside the axis of evil and must be exercised. To think of it as a
test. If after seeing the film, you recall that sequence of shots and laugh, please
contact me and I will have you dealt with good and proper.
Anyway, I am really happy to be spending time with you. Lets go up to the top of
the mountain, just you and me, and drain a wine skin. We can put some crazy
hallucinogens in my pipe and get wrecked, and then ski down and watch some
wierd foreign flick that doesn't have a swiss distributor yet. Then maybe we'll
contact a distributor and put in a good word. The film will get released and later we
can tell people that we had a hand in it. We'll feel great, and have done a good
deed. Does that sounds like a plan? I miss you.
Nathanial Hornblower