Awesome freeride day/burning car/death of the shadow

Schoellkopf

Schoellkopf

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So, I'm not quite sure where to start, so I'll begin with introducing my friend Wyatt. He is a dirty, poor kid who is an absolute idiot (lately he asked if st. patrick's day was an irish holiday) He does rediculously stupid things constantly, such as buying a shitty ass 800 dollar car, and splitting his knee wide open on a rollercoaster rail (video will be up later). Anyways, last summer he bought a car from a guy that his uncle knew that lived down in florida, it was a dodge plymouth shadow '85, he claimed it was in almost prefect condition with 90,000 miles on it and no rust (we'll see how perfect condition it really was), well, the shadow wouldnt run 30 minutes without starting to shake vigorously, he claimed it was just some band or what not (i think it's just cause it was a piece of shit). So Wyatt had his car for something like 3 or 4 months and then...

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and

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and

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so after after everyone sat around watching the car burn some people decided to session the rail, only two pics partially came out well

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this pic pretty much sums up the whole day, overall message...we had fun

and then the volunteer firemen came

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wait, where did the car go?

and finally Wyatt's uncle (the local two guy) came to pic up his car, and we all had a good laugh about the day

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Morale of the story, don't buy shitty cars (unless if you have the money to do it with, cause watching them burn is fun).
 
haha

i should buy a shitty car and try doing that sometime

anyone wanna lend me some money for a shitty car?
 
lol i know these kids who did that. one of the kids nicknames was jew and he wrote jew on the car after they blew it up. cops thought it was a hate crime. they do cocaine tho.
 
hahaah wait. how did it catch fire? was the car even running it looks like it was parked!
 
ha yea that was a good day. it was parked for 10 min before he noticed it was on fire, so yea it caught fire while parked. and as carson said he baught it for $800, when kelley blue book on it was $400 (in perfect condition) and he had to do like $500 in work to it. (shit was duct taped together under the hood). now wyatt wants to buy an 1995 subie with 180,000 miles on it (and needs a new engine) that he says is "such a nice car" (his uncle told him it was) and he claims it kelly blue books for $6700. so obviously his 17 year old subie thats worth $6700 is a really nice car. hes such a fucking idiot. i want to point out that his uncle owns this shitty car repair shop called Haps. they do shit work, and take forever to do it. there all inbred rednecks too. a kid of our freeride team, mike shapard, went off the road in his VW right next to a pond, and Haps towed him out, and then didnt hook his car to the tow truck right, and his car rolled into the pond, completly submerging it under water. fuckign shit bags. anyway, here are some pics of wyatts car i took with my cell phone:

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hahha that was a good day
 
went off the road in his VW right next to a pond, and Haps towed him out, and then didnt hook his car to the tow truck right, and his car rolled into the pond, completly submerging it under water

..i lol'd and i've always wanted a cheap car to fuck up
 
here is a pic of wyatts knee right after he split it open on the roller coaster rail, like carson said, took a pic with my phone:

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14 stitches and they were the heavy duty ones, one step down from staples.
 
yea, my bad, i forgot to mention that the car had been just sitting there parked for about 5 minutes before it caught on fire and then another 5 minutes before any one noticed
 
hahhahhahah i watched that shit from begining to end and just laughed my ass off the whole time. then we went and jibbed hahaha.
 
cause this thread is pretty cool the first few times then it gets old and boreing and nothing new comeign up in the posts
 
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