Awesome family stories

bistroburrito

bistroburrito

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alright well i wanna hear some solid stories from your families...you could be in it or they could be stories that you heard about your family members

well my family is really irish and really proud of it (my middle name is deValera, the founder of the Irish Republican Army, or IRA) and my grandfather's uncle, so i guess he'd be my great great grand uncle, was in the IRA and he was being chased by British soldiers. he and his fellow IRA member took cover behind a rock. he peeked over the rock to see where the soldiers were and a bullet came and shot a hole through his hat, but missed his head...pretty dope

also my grandfather used to be a new york city cop and one day he and his partner had to go settle a domestic dispute. they had been to the same apartment several times to settle domestic disputes, so my grandfather said he'd divorce them. so he took out his guide book or a notebook and told each of them to put their left hands on it and repeat after him. "I divorce you, I divorce, I divorce you in the name of the law." about two months later the "newly divorced couple" showed up at the precinct and told the chief that they wanted to undo their divorce. the chief was very confused so he asked them why they came...the chief then threatened to suspend my grandfather and his partner for "divorcing" the couple

sparknotes: relative in the IRA bullet through his hat that he was wearing, but it missed his head...new york city cop grandfather "divorced" a couple with his rulebook
 
Fuck of. I am asking why he is pissed at the Irish. If he has any personal experiences that can attest to his anger, or his is just pissed at them because of stories he has heard. You have no reason to be snappy here it's a pretty simple question.
 
My uncle used to play for the 49ers but broke a couple bones in his neck playing against the packers.

He (and the rest of that side of my family) is from Racine Wisconsin. I'm still a packers fan.
 
So am I. I have no idea what you are talking about. First you make the Irish out to be horrible then you say you are Irish. What the fuck are you trying to say?
 
well my last name is fake because my great great grandpa was running from the cops and changed his last name....badass
 
First off somebody needs to chill the fuck out...secondly "I have Irish pride spilling out my side" R.I.P. Mike Joyce, my Irish cousin who rapped and died 5 years ago...thirdly fuck you...btw my cousin is not a claim, it is the truth, just like the rest of the stories hear...-k
 
my ancestors did...then there was a famine and the came to America...and to be perfectly honest I am the only Irishman who doesn't like mashed potatoes
 
This isn't really a story but its about my family. I've got a gay cousin, a Jewish cousin, a bipolar cousin, and an autistic cousin and three cousins with the name of Arran.
 
I find it extremely ironic how the guy with his icon picture of Che Guevara, perhaps the most iconic revolutionary ever, against a group that wants an end to it's occupation
 
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