awesome bumper stickers

CTripper

CTripper

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today i was coming home from the dentist, and coming home spotted what might be the best bumper sticker ever. there, on a rav4 bumper, was MILF in big letter. and guess what was driving...

-chris
 
Isnt it MILTF? not MILF

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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
 
i saw some guy rocking the huge JESUS IS COOL sticker yesterday. the best one is If its tourist season why cant we shoot um?

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
'Hit me, i need the money'

'Nosey Fucker' (small print)

'At least i own it' (on the shittiest car i've ever seen)

(-.-) NUKED (-.-)

 
'watch out for the idiot behind me'

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fear makes it fun

'ride, ride, how we ride' -Dead Kennedys

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.
 
'Save Arizona's water. Drink Polish beer.'

on my truck

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'

 
i love your sig^

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fear makes it fun

'ride, ride, how we ride' -Dead Kennedys

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.
 
'I'm a Vermonta ill do what i wanta' --- I want one of these so bad for my skis

'Lost your cat? Check under my tires.'

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-Steve mem#8098

sms.session.four

 
Here it is..........
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i saw one today that said 'BUllSHit' but the l's and the it were really small. and i saw another on the just said 'fuck bush'

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
the best ive seen is 'I am jesus' and the guy driving looked exactly like him jesus beard and all

'progression is everything' - jay levinthal
 
My personal favorite is 'MOPEDS ARE DANGEROUS' Any 'vineyarders' will know what I am talking about. And I have another that says 'Will not swerve for babies'

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
'keep canada beautiful, get tattooed'

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
Our family has a summer home outside of Edgartown on the water, what about you?

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
I like the Darwin ones. You know, its the Jesus fish with legs and it says Darwin inside.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
My ex has a place down on chappy... well actually it's more chilmark I guess but whatever...

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
my grandmother lives in the gingerbread houses in Oaks bluffs.

bumper sticker:

Drive it like you stole it

keep honking im reloading

i have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire
 
''how am i driving? call 1-800-EAT SHIT''

one youve probably all heard:''My kid beat up your honors student''

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
 
dont laugh mister your daughter might be in here

do it in a van

i have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire
 
^haha, sweet.

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
dont drink and drive, you might spill your drink

i suffer from CRS 'cant remember shit'

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derek got runned over by a canadian

***official derek wannabee***

'just give a girl the 'wink and the gun'. easy as falling off a bike.'~221

 
'stop honking im reloading'

'so many cats so few recipies'

'unless your a hemeroid get off my ass'

im from montana and this bumber sticker was going around that says 'Save the River remove the damn' so my friends and i had a few made that said 'Save the city Remove the Hippies' we go to a school where there are a lot of tree huggers

 
thisangelicrage, i live in falmouth near chappy...when do you come here?

Love Always,

Grayson

Yes indeed son, I used to be Candide1

 
I usually make it down for a month or so, usually in July. I am right near the golf course in Edgartown, by fuller st. beach.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl

Horn broken, watch for finger

--but my truck is just going to have a gun rack w/ a saddle rifle in it and an NRA sticker in the window. THat's better than any bumper sticker.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
theres this kid, who kept taking this erasable marker, and writing i love cock, on my windows, so i took a piece of paper, and then some packing tape, and wrote i fucked seth (seths his best friend) and i taped it onto his bumper, i thought it was funny

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
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