AVRIL LAVIGNE

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my friend told me she did a cover of knocking on heavens door? what the fuck? She sucks, no one of her status should be allowed to cover a song of such greatness!

-chris
 
id still fuck her tho

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
anyone remember the last avril lavinge thread

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
just wondering..that was a great thread..sparked all of the post a picture of a hot girl threads

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
goddamnit! i hate that girl, shes such a fuckin poser. but whutever

* * TERESA * *

'Ya fuuhckin cooter face! Whutaya doin? Im gonna die!'

--> Brittany Mo while i drove the car forwards backward and spun it round and round and she rode on the hood of Jen's car.

 
she sucks a fat donkey cock

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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
^seriously..... she does

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
she will be interesting to watch in the future....

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
her singing chop suey? i gotta download that...

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
why do you guys hate her so much? i'm not a fan of hers, but i wouldn't go so far as to say i hate her. in the absence of pop music, there would be no underground. you can make the conscience choice to not support her or her music.. no problem.. but i think it's somewhat harsh to say that you hate her simply because she has achieved international acclaim.

 
she achieved international acclaim by being a product of a record company. there's only the underground scene, because of record companys trying to buy people. the bands of the underground don't want to be part of a record deal, which promotes shitty music, with a commercialized image. Avril Lavigne created a whole new trend for teens, which upsets me, because teens are insecure, and rely on celebrities to tell them what to do. And yet, Avril didn't dress 'skater-punk' until she was signed onto the record label....how can you possibly support someone, who makes money, being someone else?? music is essentially art...and i personally am not going to listen to someone who uses other people to tell them how to express themselves, there's something wrong with that.

if god didn't want us to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter
 
fireunderwater is so right, i mean the girl frakin use to sing country then she signs on to this record company and over night she is a 'sk8er punk'

***********NAT********

Skier guys rock my world!

'If you think about it skiing is a lot like fucking. Your boots are the guy, your bindings are the chick, and your ski is their bed!'

 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORSE SHIT, she is so fucking gay, if i see her im going to shoot her in the face, the chop suey thing is an example of darwins theory failing, she needs to die, she cant sing for shit, she sounds like one of those girls who sucks at everything and u want to go away but wont cause shes to obsessed with whoever shes around (in this case, pop culture) and try to be the center of attention by doing incredibly gay things, her band are a bunch of pathetic losers with no talent along for the ride of her shit career, she will have no career in a few months, maybe years if she poses for playboy, which probly wont happen cause she looks like a horse and even fuckin hughe hephner on 8 lbs of viagra couldnt get a hard on from her, she needs to die, leave, or go away somehow, and if more people like her keep coming about, society is doomed

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
fuck who cares,dont tell me you all wouldnt stick it in her ass and bust a big one on her face?? i sure as hell would

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
yes stef, i would, but only if i could donkey punch her with a pound of iron in my fist after

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
id give it to her like mad,every which way in and out,dont matter,

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
dude if you'd see her after a show, or without half a pound of make up, you wouldn't think the same. my friends have like 30 pictures of her with them after her show in ottawa, and she had sweated off most of her make up. most disgusting shit...

first to figure out what lathgwanh means.

ns ogre crew
 
yes im sure

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
ya i know,ive seen a pic of her without make up,but id bang her with make up and add some white texture to her face after,

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
i hate avril lavigne.

nuff said.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
 
from the few replies that I did read, I'm going to get ripped on for this. she was good live, the time I saw her. she has a good voice. but no experience, therefore no stage presence at all. and I can't say much for her songs. She isn't a good writer( if she actually writes any of her stuff), but she has a good set of lungs on her. nd she is not at all attractive to me, ut not ugly either.

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to be concluded... ahhhhhhhh, and I missed the trailer for revolutions!!
 
a friend of mine dated her until she started getting popular. dont blame her, she just signed a paper years ago that says she has no control over her career at all, she is owned by the record company.

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shes like the presentable whore you bring to dinner with your parents and fuck her in your bedroom for dessert

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-kevan

 
oh and my little sister and all her gang of 11 yr. olds were at her concert. And my sister worships Avril and even she said that she sang bad live.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
i doubt she cares tho,i mean shes rich now,so what is the problem?

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
maybe she'll get some surgery and make her better...

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(your ad here)

-kevan

 
i hope

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
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