Avril Lavign

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He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy,

he wasn't good enough for her.

now hes a super star rocking on his guitar...

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
wow... his guitar... wow..... i bet she wishes she had him now............... wow.......... ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?

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Ryan- WHo Skiis at Blue?

Charles- I am more into cross country, but i ski there sometimes.

 
avril is fucking hott. id fuck her and squeeze her tittys and grab her bum

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
 
i seen on tv people giving the heavy metal sign when she was playing complicated,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
'oh man, avril's music is soooo punk. she's my hero. i wanna be just like her when i grow up.'

-12-year-old girl at the grocery store.

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''Dude, i just realized that the word 'assassination' is awesome cause it has the word 'ass' in it twice.''

-Steph
 
avrils a preppy little bitch, she goes around sayin 'o im a punk for sure' and then she puts out a bunch of gay music that isnt ne thing like punk, and she always has that gay look on her face like, o, look at me, im sad, buy my cd, well u know what she can shove a hockey stick up her ass and go back to canadia

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
you should of came out of your moms ass scotch,cuz she so used to swallowing,i dunno what made her change her mind to take the ejaculate inside,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
only if your dad woulda been shooting blanks at that time you were concieved,then thwy wouldnt of had to spend millions of dollars to care your retarded shitface,instead maybe they could of spent 35cents for a bullter and everything would of been solved

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
dave..all i have to say is WTF.that was soo completely random...

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to you*
 
my cousin is her neighbour, I got my picture taken with her.. huge snob... never bought an album in her life.. but shes sooooo hot..

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
avril lavigne is gonna be the next vanilla ice, when they realize that she isnt really a skater girl. Maybe not cuz she's hot

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
 
he was a ducttapeboy she said see ya later boy

he wasnt good enough for her

now he's hes huckin on his candides

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
rain drops are falling on my head

but that dosnt mean that the ski will soon be turning red.

la laa la laa la la

la laa la laa la la

oh sorry wrong song.

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
 
she used to sing country... thats all i have to say

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
shes hardcore shit, you fucks dont know what your talking about

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
she's not hot. she looks like axl rose.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
She is the worst thing to happen to music ever- shes not punk in anyway, just becuase she wears a fucking wristband and a tie thats hardly on doesnt make her anything...but she is hot.

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Scotch

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2003-02-22 18:18:35

cry me a river you faggot! You can go eat shit - just like your mom

Lateralis

1147 posts

Ridiculous

2003-02-22 18:24:53

wow thanx for the advice scotch,i guess i will be eating shit when you see me in your moms casket with her legs stuck up in the air while i ravage her dead fucken corpse,i was wondering why she wasnt moving the last few weeks,but i think that fact of her knowing her son was a fucken queer might of killed her or maybe she just choked on my jizz cuz shes a whore

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

 
i dont think she is even or WAS a skater/ punk i think her record label just made her do this. it doesnt matter she should still die...

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when worst comes to worst my peoples come first
 
for those who missed it

he was a ducttapeboy she said see ya later boy

he wasnt good enough for her

now he's huckin on his candides

wheres pauls hhe has to see it b4 i stop posting it

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
her image is as marketed as britney spears, or n'sync...

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
ANYONE WHO IS POP OBVIOUSLY WANTS EITHER MONEY OR FAME, SO EITHER WAY YOUR A LOSER.

YOU EITHER ARE GREEDY AND WANT MONEY, OR YOU HAVE A SUPEREGO.

BUT SHE TALKS DIRTY IN HER SONG SO I LIKE IT.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
ha ha.... yea five0 that was GREAT. lol. te he... you love the random posts steph. the best part is when people say that 'i'm with you ooo oohoo' song is an emo song. that makes me laugh. she is such a country singer. ha ha.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
AVRIL LAVIGNE IS SOOOOO EMO..what are you talking about dave.....hahahhahaa not in ANY way is she at all emo....

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
shes a tryhard and the record companies executives image of punk

'Remember, dont pull your dick out untill she asks, or sleeping, BAH' - Jay's little angel

'They call them fingers but ive never seen 'em fing......... oh, there they go' Otto in the stoner episode
 
why does it matter what she is. Shes pretty hot and her music isnt too bad. That tie is fucking retarded though. Someone should strangle her with it.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
all i know

is shes damn rich

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
 
im not TRYING to defend her in any way, but the thing is, what if she was punk? we'd hate her too. everyone knows that girls in punk suck ass. no joke. so she gets screwed over whatever she does. and for the record, i hate her, and it didnt help when our school ad an avril lavigne day as a part of our spirit week...uggghhhhhhhh *shudder*

 
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Wachusett Crew

Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
 
keep posting those pics.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
her music does suck a fatty, and they sounded aweful at the grammy's last night.

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
probably cause she's swedish.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
id stick it right in her ass and make her squeal

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
um she is canadian not swedish. and Christeena agulara is a filth whore.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
I heard her singing on the Grammies and she has a lisp! She also sounded flat, but good on here for making lots of money. They cover the lisp up well on the albums though!

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haha...I read ya like the dictionary baby

HAHAHA...I gotta write that one down:

Mr. Matt Harvey
 
she has a lisp, therefore her teeth are bent in, from braces, or sucking cock, yay 2nd page.

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
 
more PICS. MOREPICS! (i am trying too keep up my straight image by demanding pictures of ahot girll... good plan eh?)

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