Average NewSchoolers user dick length

tomfoolery

tomfoolery

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Highly requested. Please be genuine with your response this is genuine data I will use to support my thesis for my doctrate on the correlation of skiing ability and dick length
 
length is required for pornhub?

skiing takes balls. size and weight of balls is relevant.

age of skiers raging hormones refelects on ball size, meaning the young and dumb get to send it hardest.

no, not a doctorate or master revelation, just a genius thesis offering.
 
14571060:little_boy_prime said:
Everyone always asks how long my dick is, but never how my dick is doing :(
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When people ask "How's it hangin'?", They're secretly asking how your lil' guy is doin'.
 
In what state?! I had to check inch vs cm but the poll awnsers cant be for full erect right?
 
Lost my dick in a tragic snowmobile accident but im here to talk about important measurement details.

The penis is the only thing in human history that is measured using both the imperial and metric system simultaneously and it is wrong. Mf’s be like “my dick is 6.3 inches” like bro what?? Your lying dawg, are you saying 6 3/8?? Because that is much closer to 6.4 than 6.3. Idk how dudes be claiming 6 inch 3cm and shit like that, theres no ruler known to man that uses both the metric and imperial system so I call BS. Im not saying they’re straight lying, im just saying theres some wang out there that needs a remeasure. Pick one or the other, metric or imperial. You can’t be choosing both tho and we all have heard dudes say like 6.2 or 6.1 and shit. Just know they did it wrong and demand remeasure
 
BLandz once again with another insightful, deeply philosophical, well thought out take.

Im a fucking genius ong. Next poll should be on IQ
 
If you say 6.25 or 6.125 those are reasonable answers. You can’t just be guessing decimals tho. Like saying 6.2 is a bullshit answer. Sure 6 and a quarter is right there but its still not proper.

Im not the shaft shaman by any means. But you just can’t argue my logic

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 12:58:36pm
 
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I wish glizzy was a ski term

”yoooo he hit the glizzy, damn”

Sad that it has a different meaning

in that case show me ur Johnson
 
14571177:BLandz said:
If you say 6.25 or 6.125 those are reasonable answers. You can’t just be guessing decimals tho. Like saying 6.2 is a bullshit answer. Sure 6 and a quarter is right there but its still not proper.

Im not the shaft shaman by any means. But you just can’t argue my logic

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 12:58:36pm
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this brings up the question, who is the shaft shaman?
 
[tag=288205]@tomfoolery[/tag] hey i think someone is messing with your poll. even though you said only eheath and jems can select the 'over 8 inches' option, it is clear that several, and by several i mean more than ten, people chose that category. maybe a mod can ban them?

of course if these are all eheath's and jem's alts, i guess that would be ok!
 
iq be fake news doe.. it's always been associated w eugenics/phrenology type shit

14571175:BLandz said:
BLandz once again with another insightful, deeply philosophical, well thought out take.

Im a fucking genius ong. Next poll should be on IQ
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14571177:BLandz said:
If you say 6.25 or 6.125 those are reasonable answers. You can’t just be guessing decimals tho. Like saying 6.2 is a bullshit answer. Sure 6 and a quarter is right there but its still not proper.

Im not the shaft shaman by any means. But you just can’t argue my logic

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 12:58:36pm
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"Shaft shaman" would be a good handle
 
14571254:SteezyYeeter said:
[tag=288205]@tomfoolery[/tag] hey i think someone is messing with your poll. even though you said only eheath and jems can select the 'over 8 inches' option, it is clear that several, and by several i mean more than ten, people chose that category. maybe a mod can ban them?

of course if these are all eheath's and jem's alts, i guess that would be ok!
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maybe if i ask them nicely to pls tell the truth and tell them i will upvote them and give them karma they will change they’re awnsers
 
14571303:tomfoolery said:
maybe if i ask them nicely to pls tell the truth and tell them i will upvote them and give them karma they will change they’re awnsers
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haha! that's a good one ;) i always did call you the 'problem solver'!
 
14571306:SteezyYeeter said:
haha! that's a good one ;) i always did call you the 'problem solver'!
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thanks steezy yeeter. you’ve always been a good freind

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 8:14:10pm
 
14571177:BLandz said:
If you say 6.25 or 6.125 those are reasonable answers. You can’t just be guessing decimals tho. Like saying 6.2 is a bullshit answer. Sure 6 and a quarter is right there but its still not proper.

Im not the shaft shaman by any means. But you just can’t argue my logic

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2023 at 12:58:36pm
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Yeah you gotta use your sig figs
 
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