Automatic flushing toilets suck!!!

[ryano]

i hate these. cuz when you sit down to take a dump, and you lean forward to rest your elbows on your knees they ALWAYS flush on you! ending in shit water spray on your ass.

BUT! NOT ANY MORE!! i have FIGURED OUT the way to STOP this terrible ordeal.

take a piece of toilet paper, and drape it over the sensor before sitting down to do the deed. voila!! no unexpected flushing and spraying of the ass.

you can thank me later.

 

[ORDEAL]

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Well done

 

[soulskier]

brilliant!

 

[rareison]

Genius.

 

[FerrisBueller]

i did this in 5th grade now im remembering

 

[PJS.]

pics or it didn't suction

 

[k-fred]

dont really feel the pic on this one

 

[PJS.]

its a personal decision. joel?

 

[ORDEAL]

I think I'm just going to cut in here and say video

 

[PJS.]

if your into that

 

[Heart]

old man balls?

 

[ORDEAL]

Uhh who isn't. Puhlease

 

[bangarangmules]

It is an interesting feeling when it unexpectedly sucks the log right out of your anus however.

 

[Broken_Rides]

BAck in '95

I had a mickey mouse ballcap on, and some guy disguised as Donald the

Duck took it and threw it down a hill.

Then I saw my first auto flush urinal at Disney Land, Scared the fucking shit out of me.

I'm still hunting this son of a bitch down, I'll have my day!

 

[DayMan]

Ever go on one of those toilets with the automatic plastic sheet covering thing? I had the privilege of using one at this super nice country club. It was sick

 

[Lé.Skiing]

does if you can jam it between the wall and the metal plate... depends on how shotty the sensor was installed though.. lol

 

[S_Jenk]

We have automatic flushing toilets in our dorms, and shit, they suck to puke in.

Nothing worse than having the toilet flush in your face while throwing chunks.

 

[GayWolf420]

The waters not that bad. It sort of cleanses your asshole.

 

[WestWoods]

 

[ryano]

Pap_lanks is actually pedobear. Old saggy bear balls

 

[theabortionator]

hey all float down here. When you're down here with us you'll float too

 

[GypsyLovin]

Ive never thought of that! Great Idea kind sir!

 

[TheStamos]

WHat was her name! Zing.

 

[SassySloth]

 

[Nurgle]

I want to say they had them at the Chicago O'Hare Airport. Those things were great... but how do you know they arent being reused?!

 

[ryano]

THANK YOU!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! No, really, you're too kind!

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

First blowjob

 

[WakeBakeFapNap]

 

[CheddarJack]

mmmm like a beday

 

[bangarangmules]

Lol because you're supposed to flush them down when you're done using them.