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AttitashSkier

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hey... i got jason levinthal and mike wilsons autographs on the same sheet of paper and i was wondering what you guys think its worth... of course i would never sell it.

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line skis- because skiing needs a a future
 
A good seventy-six cents.

Girls don't like sensitive guys.

Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

Cocaine-God's way of saying you're making too much money.

 
I got pollard's,douglas's

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i would buy it off you for a dollar then wipe my ass with it...hehe

im not gay but mr. hat often fantasized about being in a sauna with bret farve and a bottle of thousand island dressing-mr garrison
 
yeah id much rather chill with a pro then get their autogrpah

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i got like everyone i could find at high north session 1 last year to sign a shirt, pros and campers, i got szocs, atkinson, olenick, jp, and others, i didnt get peps or abmas, cus they werent around when i had the shirt, but its pretty cool, i imagine a few of the campers that signed it will be pros someday soon

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i once traded a poster signed by cr for a pair of skis and shit with sam beefy tits caylor. it was a total steal.

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so what man, I have Joe Theisman's and Brian Urlacher's, and they are skiers... whenever they get the chance

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hello boys
 
ya, i met jon olsson on the chairlift at breck one time. i didnt bother getting his autograph, not really that important, or worth anything

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its prolly worth as much as u paid for teh peice of paper

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[Hight North Session 4]

 
dude....first of all, most freeriders probably think it's gay signing autographs for all you groupies. second, did you seriously get their autograph just because you thought it would be worth money? shouldn't something like that hold sentimental value for you? or did you think you'd be able to sell it to an even bigger groupie on ns?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
sorry i went off i didn't see the last line of your post that said you would never sell it.

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
dewd my dad got muhammad Ali's autograph from back in the deay on a restuarant menu and thats probably only worth $5. So I don't think your skier autographs are worth shyt. Maybe you could trade it with some pokemon cards or pogs.

-Pat

 
i like skier autographs because they mean something but most people have no idea who they are. Its not like they are tom cruise and demi moore or something. World reknowned..

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I HAVE BRITNEY'S AUTOGRAPH In A 2 meter high POSTER OF HER!SHe ROCKS!

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
hahaha is it worth anything,

well i did buy a signed tanner hall posted off ebay for 5 bucks, but that was mainly cause it came on an armada poster which is worth apparently 15 off their website.... the moral of this story is, subtract 10 dollars from the orginal value of whatever they signed

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
do you want a boy scout badge for your awesome autograph retriveing skills?

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pimp that shit
 
autographs wont have any money value unless you find some obsessed kid who wants it, but they are more sentimental value to the person that has them then anything else

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okay, obviously this kid is a youngin so go easy on him... even for me now skiers are my fucking heros and having autographs of them mean alot to me. but sorry man, they really dont have any monitary value to them like baseball, basketball,ect would

 
i just remembered!!! there's a pic. of me and mike wilson in my yearbook because he went to school with me! that's got to be worth at leats $1.50 right? or wait?! dash is in there too!!! better bump it up to $1.75..

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pimp that shit
 
i got jonny moseley, seth morrison, cr johnson, mike wilson, mark abma, turpin, wendy fisher, dean cummings, jon mcmurray, and vincent dorion... all those guys (and girl) are a good time!

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dude why do u get there fuckin autogrpahs, why dont u jus chill with them and get props, there not fuckin god or something man, the pros are jus like people jus like me n you why dont u jus treat them like that . . and dont bow down

first off/ fuck you bitch, and the click you clame/ westside when we ride/ come equpit wit game/ you clame to be a player but i fucked your wife/ we bust on bad boys niggas fucked for life/
 
yea there no diffrent then you, just normal people.....

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
If you could get autographed skis, maybe those would be worth something, because they're skis, and skis are expensive.

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big fat zero dollars. pssshhht. oooooh I have turpins and rex's email addresses and phone numbers I bet those are worth like a good 2 CENTS!

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
^ooooo oooh! i'll give you 3 cents for them that's 50% more than they're worth!!

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
i want pollards autograph bro!!!

and mark abma's!!!

they are sweet as hell!!!

but most of all i want shane mcconkey

i would do annnnnything for it!!!!

annnnything you say????

mmhmmmmm

Holla!
 
as if some of you little punks get autographs, hahahahhahaha you can write their name on a piece of paper and say they signed, theres no difference, its not worth shit, if gretzky was a pro skier and you had his signature on a pair of skis, itd be worth lots just because its gretzky, the world doesnt care about a kid named tanner who can do rails................. and i got bum fucked by liam downey, thats so much better than an autograph

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if anybody wants to buy any pro's autograph, just let me know who you want and how much you are willing to pay, and i'll hook you up

if you are willing to pay to hang out with a pro, let me know that too, it can be arranged (i.e. if anyone wants to kick it with me they just have to pack up my bong and we'll get ripped)

haha

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ill pack your ass with a fudge stick, wanna be my friend now???????

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i'm never going to sell it i just thought that it would make a good conversation

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line skis- because skiing needs a a future
 
as long as it's a godiva chocolate fudge stick

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'making conversation' that reminds me of my bleak future of working my life away and trying to 'make conversation'

'Hey we dont share any common interests, so im going to ask how your coffee was this morning'

 
you guys seem to make a pretty big deal about pros and shit...

you ski...you are on the mountain

pros ski...they are on the mountain

chances are you will run into one sooner or later

its not like your in the north pole and you bump into neil armstrong...now theres a celebrity you wont see everyday

no offense to the pros or anything..but i dont think too many people would care if you got their autographs,...

i dont

I went to take a piss and the elastic in my pants snapped back and crushed my balls against my leg and now i can't have kids
 
must have been sweet to meet wilson and j-lev. doubt that the autograph is worth much though

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joker, after i crush your guts it will be chocolate fudge stick, just make sure not to take a dump for at least a week so its all backed up and it will feel all squishy against my dick

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
saw wilson walking through the village at whistles on saturday.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
hha ha beat you all i have, cr's 2 times, vinnie, evan raps, dean cummings 2 times, mcmurry, chris collins, wendy ficher, nick mercon, mike douglas, pep, chris davenport, mike wilson, and seth 2 times

skiman523
 
I may not have their autographs, but I have their friendships and respect... its hard to become friends with someone who you've begged for an autograph...

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
i dunno, last year when i crushed my guts in troy on that fuckin quad kink it didn't make any chocolate in me, it just hurt like a huge bitch

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 this is the life God chose for me...
 
i will redeem any pro autograph with a stout kick to nuts with a CSA approved steel-toed boot.

valid anytime.

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