Australian Girls...

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gmack24

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anyone know the first thing about them? Met a hot one visiting here in NY and she wants to hangout tuesday. i wanna bang here, should i kick the standard or are things different over there...
 
haha yea i am. She tried dancing with me this wierd way and im like hunny, look over there...(point to people grinding) and im like, thats how we do it in america.
 
They like talking about themselves like all women. I had sex with an Australian chick one time. It was ok
 
yep soooo true.

talk to her about it/ask her. she will like it like enlighter said girls like that kinda stuff confident on the outside, soft on the inside. youll get in her pants.
 
or tasmania if he does it to his sister

or u can just pull the russian pounder on her... fist up her ass and hand with open plam in her pussy then just punch ur palm with ur fist... MAJOR orgasm in like 5 secs
 
bahaha true that!!

oh and to the dude who started this... ask if you can see her map of tasmania, or be more direct and tell her do show you her ax wound... but if she is from tasmiania ask her to show you where her dad's been.

oh and tell her you have slept with warney as well, that way u can establish common ground together. also buy her a laminten, then your in!!

btw best pick up line = asking her for an australian kiss... just like a french one cept its down under, ye thats all iv'e got hope it helps
 
i definetly don't think i'd like to get fisted in the ass.

If a girl from Australia does, she's probably from Tasmania.
 
of shes the rowdy party girl type of aussie, she likes it from behind on park benches. if shes a proper british-style aussie, she probably dont want it at all. worth a try though haha
 
australians hate stever irwin though. mention you hate steve irwin and she will be impressed and will react only by wanting to fuck.
 
i wouldnt say all, but a lot. just because everyone goes "oh you're from australia, like steve irwin, crikey". and he isnt like any other australian.

but she will love the accent, just as any other person loves a different accent to what they're used to hearing. basically talk about what its like there, and fill her in on things here.

and the dancing thing...australians dance much better than american grinding lol. it actually resembles dancing...
 
im sorry but imma hafta call you on this one. At my mountain ive gotten to know a lot of australians. 1 in 30 will have a "sexy" accent, but the other 29 sound like whiney steve irwins.
 
wow this thread is old...here's what happened with her.

Chick was an olympic Soccer player for Australia, ranked number 14 in the world according to FIFA. when I googled her name (a year ago) theres literally pics of her facing off with mia hahm.

So I meet up with the girl at a club that just opened so it's pretty much empty. Shes texting me, I walk in and she is on a double date with my cousin (he's like 45 haha) and a friend of hers and some other older guy. It was so akward when I told him what was going on and he pretty muched laughed it off and told me It was cool if she bounced downtown with me. He was def pissed and its been akward ever since I cock blocked him.

We go downtown to the bars, chick thinks she runs show, obviously as a celeb in Australia. I ended up calming her down, making out with the chick for a while on top of the rooftop bar, then she tries giving me dome on the room, literally people like 5 feet away well aware of whats going on. I had to stop her, then her friend foudn her and took her home. Haven't seen her ever since.

btw her name is heather garriock haha, some pics don't do justice, but i'm tellin ya in person she actually looked pretty good.

In green, That's my story.

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