Aussies and Brits

Elife

Elife

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I jes got back from whistler and was wundrin if there was a reason for all the aussies and brits, i can kinda understand the aussies cuz its the closest to them, but it seems like a haul for the brits?

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It's probably almost hte same amount of flying time.

And why would someone go halfway around the world to ski at a small hill in ontario or some east coast place, when you could go to whistler.

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You wouldn't go to France or sweden and ski a ropetow bunny hill all day.

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^ I was there last year and yeah it is a long trip but anywhere with decent snow is a long way from Australia. So then I guess people choose Canada as opposed to America or Europe because

1) its not America

2) drinking age is 19 (well at elast in BC)

3) its English speaking (as opposed to Europe)

Then I guess Whistler gets chosen because its the biggest and therefore has more jobs going etc...

But yeah there are a shitload of us over there, sorry.

Can't explain the Brits, coz they gotall of Europe...

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why do aussies smell so bad? and why are they such horrible drunks? why are their women hot when sober but ugly when drunk? why are their men ugly in general? would the world have been a better place if britain would have just hung them instead of exile? how many aussies does it take to screw in a light bulb? does it take fewer kiwis? is australia/nz really like usa/canada? how come paul hogan is a spokesperson for a japanese vehicle manufacturer? is it because aussies are too daft to make cars themselves? even though there are more abos then there are mauris, would the mauris not demolish the abos if it came down to war? for having an entire continent to themselves, what useful exports does australia have other then cheap, dumb labour?

wow, such unfathomably deep conundrums...

 
from all my years at whis, I learned to just say JAFA... just another fuckin' Aussie...

I'm kiddin, aussies are beter than most

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Aussies are money man, I don't know what you guys are talking about. To be fair though much of my "they're money" sentiments stem from the fact that their delightful accents and slang never cease to crack me up. As for why there are so many Aussies in Whis though it's just an exchange thing as I understand it, we ship our hooligans off to Australia and they ship theirs here.

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