Auctioning Off your Virginity??

Insomniac

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I think this says it all.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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nice

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
very interesting. id try that, but ppl would pay me to cancel the auction

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^^ twix, first of all that was pretty funny. Second of all does this sound like prostution to anyone? Could she be arrested for this? I'm not very current on my british laws.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
Dude idk how much 400 of those things are worth but She is so hit i wouldnt pay a cent for her it would work for a hot chick

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il sell my self to a hit chick for money, and how much is 15,000 eros in USD?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
hot* no ugos

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
Over 30 grand. I'd buy a truck and another bike.

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Wait a second, I'm thinking pounds. I think it is about the same as a US dollar.

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I would do it to get the sex. The money would be a bonus.

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its was $8,400 Euro so 10k USD or like $5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 in candina money.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
Everyone loves to make jokes... but it's gained 10cents on the US dollar in the last year.

Whistler-Blackcomb is partly blaming its decrease in sales this year to the stronger Canadian dollar.

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AHAHAHA! A lesbian feeling obliged to please a man! Get me a beer dyke!

we shall call him gmlr
 
^who cares, its just a joke we like to throw around.

what type of loser would actually put money into a bid for that? and 15,000?!?! people these days, i'll tell ya.

 
^ye I recognize.

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Humans are crazy...like,how are we gonna end up?

I'm scared of the future

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
yeah i read that in the carleton newspaper too. pretty fucked up if you ask me. could also be a word to universities around the world that tuition is way too high!

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Who'd pay to fuck an ugly dyke like that? That's just sad...

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
someone with a boring ass life

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
def sounds like prostitution...they wont convict her tho cuz shes ugly

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but she's not just ugly, she's FUGLY, I mean I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick...

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
i dunno man, she's not gonna be arrested because of the sympathy factor. I'm gonna say that you guys shouldnt totally judge her on that, because it just goes to show how unprivelidged people have to go ahead of their principals. Society is mainly to blame, because people would rather spend money on a war thousands of miles away, than spend money on the future at home.

we shall call him gmlr
 
You can blame alot of things on the war, but to say that the war cause her to pimp her own dirty ass self is kinda pusin' it, don't ya think?

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
I think pete is saying that we spend more money on a war than education. If we used more money to fund education tuitions would go down and people wouldn't have to be hoeing them sleves out to pay their bills.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
ya but people are always gonna have bills, she'd just ho to pay her cable bill...

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
it's more a point of the priorities of our government than some chick hoeing her self out.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
I know what you're gettin' at, but people have had student loan debt for decades and this is the first time I hear of someone pimping themselves to cover it, most people get jobs

by the by tuition is going up in Canada too and we don't give our military any money cause we're dumb

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
I read some article about strippers paying their student-debt down a couple of months ago.

Canadian tuitions are going through the roof (I know not compared to American schools) The business school at Laurier just doubled their tuition costs for next year.

Yes, selling your virginity off for $ is ridiculous. However, it brings up an increasingly important issue.

Post-secondary education should be funded by the taxpayers IMO.

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I have a 15% increase in my tuition for next year... I'm gonna have no money. Literally. None. Thankfully, I have the 4 buy 4, and Grouse gives their season passes away for 250$ for some reason.

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ewwwwww dude!!!

I wouldn't have sex with that neinous broad if SHE paid me for it!!!

yea...she probly coulda got a few more thousand for her anal virginity haha

ewwwwww

she makes me wanna spew lung butter

ewwwwwwww

Holla!
 
its all about priorities. And the british people will show that, when they kick out blair.

we shall call him gmlr
 
wow.

blair is an amazing political figure, lets kick him out for some half-assed pirate whose only basis for election is his opposition to the war. great.

 
hey man, i like blair, he did wonders for the economy and education, but the brits are totally opposed to the war, which he isnt.

we shall call him gmlr
 
That has to be one of stupidest things i have ever heard anyone do. And i think its funny how many people say they would actually do it. First off, who want to lose thier virginity to a random stranger, hell i would rather lose it on a one night stand than a random stranger that is bidding on it. Obviously the people that are willing to bid on someones virginity are fucking perverts who can't get any themselves. And they potentially have an STD. I mean yeah you can make money, but is it worth sleeping with a random stranger that obviously is deranged, and potentially has an STD. If i still had my virginity i wouldn't even think about doing that.

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how sick is this? im always surprised what crazy things people do

I'm such a dork

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