ATTN NJ Shoppers: Black Widows are now in the produce section.

i went spalunking or caving a few months ago and those things were everywhere. like eeeverywhere. creepy, but they just do their own thing.
 
no fuck that. fuck spiders. i knew this crazy asshole who found a black widow in his basement, and just left it there. thisng was huge, prolly had a million fucking babies too
 
Im not scared of spiders when i know where they are. If there is a spider crawling around my back, then thats when i got nuts.
 
i would not care about my house i would just get a fuckin flam thrower and burn every single one of those fuckers if i found them in my house. I hate spiders with a goddamn passion, wish they would all die.
 
my problem is that i hate spiders so much, just the site of any spider makes me flip out and jump. so i'll end up knocking over the box with the spider in it, or scare it to run away, and this usually fucks me up

also, i can't even get near them, so if i saw a fucking black widow i wouldnt even be able to kill it.
 
A guy wanted to clean cobwebs out of a corner in his house so he used a flamer thrower and burnt his house down, true story.
 
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