Attention Newschoolers!

N

NS-SpellChecker

Member
It's getting harder to completely re-vamp peoples bad spelling habits so here's what i'm gonna be on the lookout for.

Your, you're, don't etc. Basically combination words that people often screw up.

To, too, two etc. Gradeschool errors that make the poster look like a two year old with enough brains to barely function on newschoolers.com. (That means you lil-g)

I don't feel that I need to correct common capitalization errors and improper comma usage because people are still able to legibaly read that persons post.

Cheers ;)

PS: Don't bother spellchecking my thread.
 
I know you said not to check... but I noticed that you've spelled "legibly" wrong.
 
STFU:

An acronym.

Stands for: Shut the fuck up.

Post whore (n):

One who posts over 100 illegitimate messages in less than one month.

Therefore:

STFU you post whore:

Shut the fuck up you waste of an alias.

Most people could spell if they wanted to, yet this is the internet, so I am guessing that we are typing quickly as to not waste our time, when we could be checking other threads.

I hate you.

And don't bother spell checking this either, for even "illegitimate" is spelled correctly.
 
Actually I have never posted over 100 times in 1 month if I am correct.

I'm pretty sure.

Maybe once or twice, and I only have post whored for maybe 10 posts in each of those months.
 
Noun: Person, place, or thing.

Adjective: Describes a noun.

Calling me a post whore would fall under the adjective catagorey if you would use your brains.
 
No.

I called you a post whore, therefore calling you a thing.

By your own words, a noun is a person place or thing.

In this case I am essentially saying:

"STFU NS-Spellchecker."

By the way, category is not spelled "catagorey."

Take your 7th grade English lessons.
 
Dear Royale,

quit being sucha a fucking bitch. all you do is whine and complain and talk shit but you suck at skiing. quit being sucha hater.
 
Wow someone's serious.

Oooh I'm scared!

What can I ski like?

Tell me?

Exactly my form. What tricks I can do.

Maybe you film me secretly?
 
most people spell wrong when they type because if they are anything like me they are wither to lazy to add ' (commas) when they spell for example dont. or once they spell something wrong, they are to lazy to backspace and fix it. its not a case of bad grammar skills, its more lazyness than anything
 
Royale:

A noun.

Definition: The NS clown who makes threads stating personal opinion about ski films, only to be beaten into admitting, 10 posts later, that he has never seen any of the films he commented on. This is one of his minor NS offences.

Synonyms: PTY, Matt Fry, ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, boob, bore, buffoon, butt, chump, clod, clown, cretin, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dope, dork, dumb ox, dunce, dunderhead, dupe, easy mark, fair game, fall guy, fathead, goat, gomeral, gomeril, goose, halfwit, idiot, ignoramus, illiterate, imbecile, innocent, jackass, jerk, lamebrain, laughing stock, lightweight, loon, lunkhead, meathead, moron, nerd, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, oaf, omadawn, ownshook, pushover, sap, schlemiel, silly, simpleton, stooge, sucker, turkey, twerp, twit, victim.
 
ok maybe the you suck at skiing comment was a little un called for.....even though i bet you do. anyway, why you gots to hate all the fucking time?
 
lots of things are two words:

poop face

happy people

Brown buttons

cold hotels

hairy nipples

etc etc
 
Unfortunately for the rest of us, they are not "bannable" offences...I'm not sure you have the brains.

If you like I'll PM you some ideas.
 
Haha...GOLD. I think that Royale is gay. He spells his name with the "E" at the end so it sounds oh so exquisite. It's a totally gay noun. Can't you hear the whiny femgay voice he has? But then I have this problem...He's a turkey. And anyone you call a turkey probably has had sex with a sibling/parent. That's kinda fucked up, inbreeding is sweet. But he's also a fucking retard. So did his mom drink when he was a child? Does he have that weird fetal alcohol look to him? I'm not sure. But what I am sure of, is that his Ma and Pa, are actually brother and sister. So he's definately a result of inbreeding. Maybe his parent subscribe to a cult that supports it, and that's how he's been raised. I don't know about the rest of you guys, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that Royale probably also does meth, right before he plugs his sister in the butthole.

Wierd.
 
In proper english, "do not" would be correct, and "don't" would be incorrect.
 
are you kidding me? we don't need anyone spell checking threads, if there's some things spelt wrong i'm sure all of us can still figure out what the poster is trying to say.

give it a break

LAUGH OUT LOUD. pussy
 
Holy cow, was that in alphabetical order?

I think it was.

My mind is blown: I have just read the ultimate ownage.

Royale is... Man I can't (or cannot spelltard) even compete.
 
dude, that's such a crock of shit.

you've been on for 13 months and have a total of over 2000 posts. You post on average over 150 times a month. Which means that you are not correct.
 
In a nutshell you needed to post at least 100 posts in one or more month.

You just got owned by the guy I just quoted.
 
ns spell checker stfu noob. What the hell, its not a site designed for spell checking. Get the hell off my site bitch. Look at my date joined, i have been here for longer than you or any of your friends. Stop posting gay posts.
 
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?? YOUR site? Since when did you own it? And what the fuck does date joined have to do with anything...does that make you a better NS member? Do I see a little bling sign next to your name as I do next to other names of people who have posted in this thread? No. Stop being un uptight contracted ring piece and go and post in a thread that interests you. This is non-ski gabber and we can post what the hell we want.

P.S. Take a look at my profile Mr "I've been here for so long". According to your rules NS belongs to me bitch.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top