ATTENTION ALL JONES DRINKERS!

CalgaryJibber

CalgaryJibber

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Hey everyone a kid on here i met in whistler told me i was on a jones bottle, if anyone here finds a bottle with a picture of a kid, kinda chubby, wit ha fro or curly hair, please scan it for me and get in touch of save the bottle!!! i know its not ski gabber, but it means alot to me!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
thanks! im really exicted, i hope he kept the bottle

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
hahaha, that's hilarious? can't anyone just send them pics and is that where they get all there pics?

Seize the carp
 
Yea, they'll put whatever you send in on there, but actually seeing your picture is another story...Jones is definetly the best though, they're soda is sooo good!

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-JefF-

Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Vagina*
 
Yea, they'll put whatever you send in on there, but actually seeing your picture is another story...Jones is definetly the best though, their soda is sooo good!

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-JefF-

Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Vagina*
 
the blue stuff made my cousin have a seizure right in the candy store, it was the most hilariouis thing ever. she like collapsed and hit her head on the counter and then went crazy. good old jones soda...

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
i wold be freaked as hell to walk into a store and see 23 cases of soda with my face on it

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
Yeah haha, that would be fucked up. And the soda is the best. Did your friend sue?

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
nah man, she got up and got outta there as fast as she could, she was sooo embarassed...ill never let her forget it. the thing is, when she like fell headfirst into the counter, i could have heroically caught her, but i was too busy watching...good times.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
How the hell did you get in bottle?

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

'Nigga Please- from the makers of Cracker Ass-crackers.'
 
you can order cases with your picture on it. Did you send them a picture or did someone think you were funny looking took a picture and sent it in?

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
you can take pictures of ANYTHING and send it to them and there is a chance it will go on a bottle. its kind of coo.. here in idaho you can get 4 bottles for a $1 its nice.

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
no, someeon thought i loked funny

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
wow that explains everything...

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
Jones is fucking awesome. I love it...but there juice is waaay better. there sodas great...waayyy better than most sodas...but im more of a juice guy anyway.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
 
oh word...a juicy guy eh? we know what they say about your type...Jones rules all

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
Calgary, i work at a store and we sell Jones. if i ever see the pic you described on the bottles, i'll let you know.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
You'd think they would send you the bottle you're on. jeez.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

 
you dont happen to know what kinda of jones soda it is do you?

but fuck man that would be weird

its like this one time i was watching porn right?

and i was like shit that looks sooooo much like my english teacher.

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence

What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
 
I just had Bananaberry and Peach last night...fuckin wickid...Sobe, you can suck a nut

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

 
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