Attempted Poisoning at Starbucks

first_rodeo

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Fifty-year-old woman is accused of putting tainted orange juice bottles in a San Jose Starbucks.

Thank God another customer saw the woman swapping bottles of OJ.

My theory is that she was trying to poison herself and sue starbuck. Similar to the Wendy's Chili finger.

 
"Did you hear about Nick?"

"No what happened?"

"He was poisoned!"

"What! Who did it?!?"

"Nick.."

"With what?"

"Seabreeeeeeezes!"
 
Your theory is wrong. The orange juice had large amounts of cleaning alcohol in it the employees saw her take them out of her purse and put them in the cooler. She was just tuna kill people
 
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