Attacked with a staple gun

MitchPee

MitchPee

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Today at work I was joking around with a kid and he grabbed a stable gun and stapled my leg like 5 times. I got pissed and started wailing on him (He's much bigger than me). It didn't really hurt that bad, but when I lifted up my pants I was bleeding like a motha fucka. It got all bruised and purple. It bled pretty bad and I think he hit a vein...anyways I'm pissed.
 
wait did you say it was okay or did he just up and do it like a crazy bitch. if the latter is true im sure some sort of charges can be pressed.
 
I was really surprised that it stuck in my leg...they werent like paper staples they were fucking wood staples too...took a sec to get them out. I mean i didnt realize how powerful those things were
 
oh i could press charges but hes my friend and we were joking around it doesnt hurt at all really i just felt like posting how a staple gun can actually be dangerous
 
did he put it against your leg, or shoot it from a few feet? cause if it was against your leg... well fuck
 
yup right against it...actaully one of them hurt kinda the one he put in my shin cuz it kind of tapped the bone...you have like no flesh on your skin but other than that it didnt really hurt
 
yea, it sucks. when i get bored in math class, we have stapler fights. instead of punching, we staple. but its with the dinky ones, not a gun, although my friend did do that to me once in my arm. i need to get new friends...
 
I used to be a pretty good shot with the nail gun....

The nail comes out next week!

well, you can hardly notice it
 
I was at a show of the musical sort the other day. And a guy got up a stapled a $10 bill, then a poster for the band playing to his chest. So metal up sucka.
 
dang dude that's pretty nuts

i remember i put a staple into my thumb when i was in kindergarden

whooooo-weeeeeee did that hurt

but i dunno, that was a long time ago.
 
haha theres this kid evan who works w. me during the summer and he went around shooting people to the point at which people got fed up and put the stapler on a shelf just out of his reach (hes like crazy short), sooo funny
 
im planning on doing it to him and ill get a vid or pics of it or something...all you can see now on my leg is just pairs of scabs
 
Nice brohan. Yeah we staple our arms in class for fun... Stapled my friend's ass and had to go to the nurse, good times.
 
i really hope you dont mean "shoot" as in gun style shooting off into the air.

ive worked a construction job involving building a garage, and there was plenty use of the nail gun. also theres a special device that only allows it to release the nail if its pressured into somethign, this little leaver that had to be set off by the wood.

but you could put a nail into someone. just not shoot it like a gun.
 
No no, you obviously shoot it at someone. They're not stupid. Wreckless, maybe. But not stupid.

Come on.

Also the safeties on the nail guns could just be taped back or tied back with wire just as easily.
 
what if someone shot a nail with a nail gun through one of ur testicles? like, imagine just like dead center, completely though.....ok my balls hurt ima stop talking now
 
I was at my friends house. His little bro had a friend over who is a douchebag, so I was shooting one at him and hit him in the neck, and the staple of course didnt go in or do any damage but he started crying anyways.
 
i guess ur only using like small nail guns b/c i work in a construction site and my nail guns shoot over 100 ft

and can penatrate the skin from that far
 
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