At home drug testing?

there are lots of ways. if its the same kind as my old roomate used to take when he lived at him. he said once he used vineager and yellow food coloring....
 
go to your local hippie store, say, "hi. i need something that'll make me pass a drug test." they will give you the shit.

also, drink water, and generally be a very active person. if you sit around, do nothing, and smoke budzz all day, then you won't pass it. skateboarding or trampolining don't count, either.

i'm on an elite cycling team, THC passes through our systems in a day. so just go out there and run and stuff. but first check with your local hippie store.
 
why would bouncing on a trampoline or skateboarding not work. since THC is stored in the fat cells, and bouncing on a tramp and skateboarding are both physical activities that get your heart rate up. sure it wont do as much as an elite bike rider but it will still do more then sitting on your couch doing nothing.
 
take piss from a clean friend. try to keep the temperature tho. other than that, drink milk because the milk sticks to the THC molecules then there it goes! or i suggest you stop for a little bit if it is going to screw up any relationship. not cool.
 
take a an small container when u havent smoked or what ever in a while, piss in it and then continue to smoke and when they make u take the test just put the piss in, nenver tried but it sounds ike it would work
 
Just confess to your parents. Seriously, it beats the hell out of sneaking around. But then again if your parents are wanting to teat you (seriously??) then they are probably uptight assholes, eh?
 
dude i got drug tested with a home test before, it was a fucking joke

at the time i got tested, i had never been under any influence of any type before. but somehow, the test said i had taken coke, heroin, and meth. oh, i passed weed though, the drug my mom was testing me for. it was fucking ridiculous

i say, no worries. take the test, say it's faulty. then go out and get some flush thing and go get a real test at the doctors and shove it in your parents face..
 
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