Asshole roomate and his bitch girlfriend

fill a ballon wid piss and hang it on topp of the shower door. them glue a knife of the side of the door so when he goes to get i the shower the knife pops the baloon showering him i piss.

do a shit siiting the other way round leaving a skid mark on the front of the toilett and refuse to clean it up and say it was his girlfriend
 
this is the fucking funniest thread ive seen all week ahahahaha.

but fucking seriously, what do they do to you that you consider so annoying?
 
Just hire a girl that you know to come in and be like ________ WHAT THE FUCK? You have been lying to me to come sleep with this BITCH???? You get the idea.
 
get a big garbage can, like waist high or something, fill it up with water or w/e your preference is and lean it on the door to your room. then knock on the door and when they open it they will get soacked. make sure "your gone" that day
 
put a nice fat turd under his pillow ahaha that will get him

or put some porno somewhere hs girlfriend will find it. but make sure it is the scatest dirtiest shit ever
 
turn the hot water off and after he gets out of the shower take a picture of his now tiny cock and post them all over town
 
if you are going away for the weekend and they are staying when no one is around remove the cover from the heater and lay filets of fich (not mc'ds) real fish and turn the heat on and just walk away just walk far away
 
collect your semen in icecube trays and freeze it, so then you will have frozen semen cubes and can put them whereever you want for them to melt. i just thought of this one yesterday and have no clue if it works.
 
you could walk around naked forever in your dorm or apt or watever you live in. your roommate and his girlfriend will be so uncomfortable with it htey will leave. say you want the aux natuelle look
 
unscrew the legs on oneside of their bed, so when they enter each other in a heat of passion the bed falls to oneside and they roll off (hopefully against a dresser or wall with a shelf.) anything with mayo works to....Anything.
 
No you hide 4 different alarm clocks in his room so one goes off at 5, another at 5:20, 5:45, 6:10... So on and so forth.
 
hmmm...

heres what i say to do,

hide behind their bed while theyre doing it, then pop up as soon as their done and be like, NO DONT STOP IM ALMOST FINISHED!
 
you have to think of one that won't incriminate you. make sure he thinks its his fault. thats why the hand in warm water is so golden
 
does the jello thing really work? i thgouth it had ot be cold for the stuff to harden? if it does thats incredible.
 
leave a 'positive' pregnancy test in his bathroom, then tell him she was looking for a wire coat hanger earlier with tears streaming down her face
 
ok....but where exactly is he to acquire a positive pregnancy test? Should he go down to the clinic and start asking girls if they have one to spare?
 
hey b cat, if i wanted someone to question the logic behind my ideas i would have said... hey does anyone think this would actually work!?!?!

next time you have a smartass comment, mumble it to your boyfriend while his cock is poking you in the tonsils so that its inaudible and no one can hear you, not that anyone cares anyways.
 
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