Asshole Friends

MistaSkier

MistaSkier

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Dammit, I was up skiing and having a great time, then one of my friends called and asked if I wanted to hang out. I figured that I'd been skiing all week, so I could leave early and hang out with him. So, I get home and call, and I his mom says that he's gone ice skating with a bunch of other people. What the fuck was he thinking? I basically gave up my day of skiing to hang out with him, and he just ditches me. Everytime this happens to me I get so pissed, especially since the person who ditched you usually just acts like it's no big deal. I could be up there hitting some rails or jumps or something, but instead, cause of him, I'm sitting in front of my computer bitching to you. Thank you for listening.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
^ Yeah, I could always make fun of him for that.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
word, my buddy snapped at me because i asked him to go skiing and he's trying to save his money, it was very un-rad of him

Seize the carp
 
this sounds girlish but talk to him about it. oh yea, then kick him in the nuts.

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
Friends are for losers.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
Correction, friends are for loners.

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
 
the only people that truly want friends, dont have them. i have friends but i fucking hate most of them.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
I hate like 2 of the friends I have, but I can't seem to get rid of them. They can be fun to hang out with sometimes, but other times, they just make me mad.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
yeah people suck, they always want you to do stuff. and then they lie and you have to slit their throats. then you have to haul the body all the way to your car and get it out to the warf. its way too much hassle.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
^ good point

yeah haha he iceskates.. make fun of him for that.. call him gay or something

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
eKeane: Uh...if you hate them then how are they your friends? Or maybe you were being sarcastic....I might have missed that. My friends piss me off with their 'I don't want to go skiing because I have to study for finals or I'll fail and drop out and become a hobo begging for change until one day I lose all remaining hope and die quietly in an alley under some newspaper with only rats to say goodbye to.' Fuckin wimps. Suck it up.

 
friends are gay sometimes

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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