Assburgers

[BedBugDoug]

I've been pretty hammered since Thursday evening and it's now Sunday morning. Just popped the top of a nice cold Truly to keep my mind sharp and focused. But I feel I've lost some IQ points. Is it possible to develop assburgers from drinking? Srs replies only pls

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Reading this thread, it seems like you already have

 

[theabortionator]

 

[BedBugDoug]

I thought that maybe I only had one Assburger, but I had to face the sad realization that I do have two Assburgers. AMA I'll try to spread my story so others can avoid this heinous fate.

 

[.frenchy]

white claw is 100x better than truly

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

white claw is 100x better than truly

who gives a shit

 

[BedBugDoug]

white claw is 100x better than truly

You speak the truth, but I had no white claw. What was a guy supposed to do?

 

[.frenchy]

who gives a shit

i don't care, cunt

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

i don't care, cunt

21 savage?

 

[iH8pow]

Nah I think it goes the other way around. When I was adolescent my dad used to tell me I had assburgers but then I started drinking and I think I got cured

 

[iced]

i don't care, cunt

wow nobody gives a shit what a surprise