Ass to skis stance?

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Kulharin

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How do people do this, where it looks like they are almost sitting down on there skis, often in flat sections to maintain speed.
 
13937523:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Core workouts and squats my dude
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My legs are very strong but I usually do this at the end of a long day of lapping a rope lol, that’s prob why haha
 
13937604:.newschooler.69 said:
Just sit down on your skis and pray a ski patrol dosn't see you
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Ski patrol dont give a fuck, I lazyboy straightlined the entirety of big emma one day and no one cared, of course it wasn't that busy cause it was a spring afternoon, but I have yet to hear a story where someone got talked to by anyone for doing a lazyboy.
 
13937604:.newschooler.69 said:
Just sit down on your skis and pray a ski patrol dosn't see you
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13937606:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Ski patrol dont give a fuck, I lazyboy straightlined the entirety of big emma one day and no one cared, of course it wasn't that busy cause it was a spring afternoon, but I have yet to hear a story where someone got talked to by anyone for doing a lazyboy.
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Fuck

Just sit on your skis and pray you don't die then
 
13937606:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Ski patrol dont give a fuck, I lazyboy straightlined the entirety of big emma one day and no one cared, of course it wasn't that busy cause it was a spring afternoon, but I have yet to hear a story where someone got talked to by anyone for doing a lazyboy.
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Its because you live out west. When I lived out East, my buddies would get their passes pulled. Straightlining is illegal there; out west, I would straightline the entire mountain and get cheered on
 
13937610:freestyler540 said:
Its because you live out west. When I lived out East, my buddies would get their passes pulled. Straightlining is illegal there; out west, I would straightline the entire mountain and get cheered on
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Ha ha! Don't count on it is a "Slow Zone"! In terrain park where I ski it's all fine there.
 
13937610:freestyler540 said:
Its because you live out west. When I lived out East, my buddies would get their passes pulled. Straightlining is illegal there; out west, I would straightline the entire mountain and get cheered on
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what the fuck? In the words of eheeth, how is this legal?
 
13937610:freestyler540 said:
Its because you live out west. When I lived out East, my buddies would get their passes pulled. Straightlining is illegal there; out west, I would straightline the entire mountain and get cheered on
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Seriously wondering why ski patrol would care...?
 
13937623:DesertStix said:
Seriously wondering why ski patrol would care...?
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Ski patrol are a different animal at tiny Midwest/east coast hills. The smaller the resort, the bigger jackasses they are
 
13937637:Rparr said:
Ski patrol are a different animal at tiny Midwest/east coast hills. The smaller the resort, the bigger jackasses they are
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I sure won’t be skiing anymore east of where I am then. Damn...
 
13937678:DesertStix said:
I sure won’t be skiing anymore east of where I am then. Damn...
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don't worry you're not missing much. I'll give you an example of prime midwest ski patrol. There was once a kid down on the last set of rails at my home resort's park. There were 5+ patrollers tending to him, and they started aggressively blowing their whistle and waving their arms at me because I was hitting a rail like halfway up the hill from their big mess. They kept yelling at me to stop, and I didn't, so one of them literally dove and tried to swipe me with his ski pole as I skied past them. It was absolutely absurd. I am not going to be told that I can't hit a rail 100+ feet away from a downed kid. Ski patrol is a big joke here.

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13937744:Rparr said:
don't worry you're not missing much. I'll give you an example of prime midwest ski patrol. There was once a kid down on the last set of rails at my home resort's park. There were 5+ patrollers tending to him, and they started aggressively blowing their whistle and waving their arms at me because I was hitting a rail like halfway up the hill from their big mess. They kept yelling at me to stop, and I didn't, so one of them literally dove and tried to swipe me with his ski pole as I skied past them. It was absolutely absurd. I am not going to be told that I can't hit a rail 100+ feet away from a downed kid. Ski patrol is a big joke here.

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13937610:freestyler540 said:
Its because you live out west. When I lived out East, my buddies would get their passes pulled. Straightlining is illegal there; out west, I would straightline the entire mountain and get cheered on
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I would have to say this is false. I have skied the east my whole life and never been reprimanded or called out for the ole squat send. Sure if you are bombing down a green amidst a jerry patch you may get a talking to at any resort. Just pick your spots and dont be a jackass. And OP, try harder
 
This trick is for pros only. I heard that if you can pull this off on an unexacting ski patroller they will give you next years season pass for free

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13937966:DirtYStylE said:
This trick is for pros only. I heard that if you can pull this off on an unexacting ski patroller they will give you next years season pass for free

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If that was true I'd had some free passes! Ha ha.

Good luck with that one if you dare.
 
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