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TimmyP

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the terrain park at my hill is under the lift. i went for this double kink and i slipped out and i landed on my ass. Some asshole shouted out 'kinked rails are not ment for skiis'

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i wanted to punch that kid in the face. but i realized it was some fat bus kid who had no clue how to snowboard

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i wanted to punch that kid in the face. but i realized it was some fat bus kid who had no clue how to snowboard

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huh... well find out where that little fat fucker lives and then burn down his house with him and his family in it. Problem solved

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
^ahh the clean and easy way... don't about it though bro. I am seriously maybe one of 4 skiers I have ever seen in the park, and there are never more than 2 at the same time. All the snowboarders just give me dirty looks and sneer like I shouldn't be there. Then I realize that I don't care about 15 year old kids and ski down :)

'distance is far when your hand carries what your eye found'
 
Yeah I HATE those lift bitches, they're even worse than the assholes IN the park who talk shit (of which there are few, most people in the park where I ski are nice guys), because you just know they'd never set foot in there. I was on a lift last week with 3 snowboarders who were on rental boards, and as we go over the park, this skiing kid (maybe 10 years old) tries to hit a box, kinda stalls on the edge of it, and falls off the side. So the boarders start laughing and going 'Nice job, kid', and shit like that, so I gave them hell for it all the way up the lift. When they got off, the guy on my left immediately did a faceplant, and the other 2 fell over (though I may have contributed slightly in my efforts to avoid the guy who did the faceplant next to me... oh well they deserved it). As the lifties shouted at them to get the fuck outta the way of the chair, I made my way to the park...

Anytime someone shouts shit from the chair, I tell them to come down and try it... 95% of the time they say 'No Thanks'.

I saw the 10 year old a little later on, gave him props for trying. He wasn't bad, either. Just didn't get enough speed that one time.

 
^Its nice to get props for other riders, so give them to others too.

Yeah park skiing isn't to popular at my park either. I am just lucky i have a small crew of friends that ski and we just roll in together. When i'm by myself working on stuff in the park, I get heckled a lot by snowboarders and sometimes other yuppie skiiers who are just camping. I am just guessing there just pissed cause they are controled by there fear of falling so they just ripp on others who dont mind falling to get to that better level.

mmmmmm snow goood
 
you have to remember that everybody starts somewhere. at my hill, there were these littler kids on skis hitting the jump to the rail, and i was giving them shit, and told them that the jump was for the rail. they started trying to hit the rail, so i then preceeded to help them out and give them pointers. the only way i ream people is when they hit the big table, land in the middle, when there is a littler table right next to it.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

I go either way-elasmoskichick

 
i just skis with a bunch of snowboarders so i can't get shit-talked on

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
im with strode i dont have many friends who ski so im usually with boarders but as to JD May's comment everytime you tell someobdy to get off the lift and try it you will never see them again because their so suprised that you have the balls to say something back

 
im with strode i dont have many friends who ski so im usually with boarders but as to JD May's comment everytime you tell someobdy to get off the lift and try it you will never see them again because their so suprised that you have the balls to say something back

 
yeah, lift shit talkers should all die

and you know they blow ass too

as JDMay said, tell them to get their ass down there and they'll shut their stupid asses up

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
i know exactly what you mean. it was great over this past weekend too, because my friend was trying this wooden hand rail off the slopes but not far, and you could see it from the slopes, and three of these little snowboard team kids came over and were giving us shit for trying it on skis, luckily they didn't see my friend rack his sack on his first attempt. but they all stuck around to watch him go again, and he greased it like a champ and they all just went away like whatever. it was great and nothing would have put a bigger smile on my face. of course we asked them to try it but they said since they have 'snowboards' theyd prolly hit the fire hydrant that was only 1 ft aside from the landing, which is complete bullshit. skiiers rule, snowboarders drool

Don't talk to me unless you have a sweetass
 
i think on every lift they should have hella big glass cages that block any sound coming outta the chair....so you dont here anyone....that would be sweet, and pretty warm....

the snozberries taste like snozberries

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they should have those riot control guns that shoot the rubber bullets in the park so u can shoot at the ppl that talk shit from the lifts. that would be sick.....

 
yea.. not ust little rubber bullets either, like the ones that shoot lacrosse balls, id be cappin madd people, theyd have to take me away in cuffs

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Strode420's response to lilgreen's post about cigarettes and the TRUTH organization: ...you probably light the filter and still smoke the whole thing because you are such a stupid fuck.....go lay in a bear trap

^priceless

GEORGE BUSH

Like a rock......

Only dumber.

 
maybe just make them shoot shotputs or poisonous reptiles or something...NO..FLESH BURNING ACID!!

 
ya man, jus ignore them, or challenge them, and jus keep tryin that rail or rotation, then when u stick it, listen for the heckling, and there will be none, becuase u own them bitches now

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Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
I was skiing fakie like a year ago cuz I was fucking around, and some snowboarder on this ski lift yelled 'Twintips are for fags'. Ignorance is great isn't it?

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

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'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
at least he new what twin tips were

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
^ Yea, its ironic when boarders say that, I get that all the time. There's definitely a lot of good boarders at my hill though, as well as skiers. One day you'll get a really supportive group trying to help you out, and one day you'll get a handful of a0holes who give you shit.

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You Dropped Your Pocket!

Mont Tremblant '04

 
When my buds and I see someone (boarder or skiier) pull a nice trick, we holla at them, like Awesome... MURDER... or whatever the word of the day is.

I just hope they don't think we are saying anything bad.

 
The best is when other skiers do it and they seriously have no clue. Apparently 'one foot is gay' as I have now learnt. So when you can successfully do 180 to switch 50-50s, you can say this. Otherwise DONT. I can only laugh so much.

signatures are for pussies

 
You can switch 50-50? Damn... I've hurt myself badly enough trying it and failing that I won't be doing so again for some time. Props.

 
all you need to do it look up at him tell him to suck your cock and say that shit to your face, he'll talk some smack and when you run into his fat little ass in a lift line be like 'hey mutha fucker you want a piece of this shit!? I'll show you what skis are used for!' And the little punk will piss himself and be like wo dude i was playin i'm sorry boo hoo cry cry just talk shit back, no one really wants to confronte people so if you step up they will back down and if they don't shove his little ass over and laugh

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
I was once skiing in Lapland for a week. I saw about 5 dif guys jump a little 15ft table in that week, nobody else I saw jumped it. So when I landed it once some guy from the lift jells something like 'you suck'. Yeah, I bet that he has seen a 12 year old kid jump that table with a mute for atleast 100 times. I saw that guy that day, and yes, as typical as it is, he could't snowboard at all.

And yes, my english does suck.

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'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'

-PhattTim

'tanner sucks' -dpoiii when having a tanner avatar
 
Burn down their house's, it's the only solution!!

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
Its especially bad when chicks do it, and if you are having a bad day it is one thing, but when you suck as much as me then it stings... it really stings.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
who cares what people say.

they can sit in ther lift and kick snow down on me

but im still gonna try to grease rails and what not

they might be laughing now but by the end of the day ill be rippin the park to shreds and then they will be wishing they were half as sweet as me

skiing=sweet+awesome

Holla!
 
I never smash people from the lift unless they do something stupid. Morons who wedge up to the edge of a table and fall right on the lip get my lip cause they deserve it, actually, they deserve to be shot. unless that is the case though I keep my mouth shut, or at the most give the wreck a rating on a 1 to 10 scale and yell it down cause a good yardsale is almost as cool as a good trick as far as watching goes. i've never had anyone get pissed off about that.

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break it down...hard
 
i was skiing switch under the chair, going fast enough, and 4 little snowboard kids yell 'your going the wrong way!' and more sutff like that...it gets annoying, because over here the skiing scene is growing, and it looks odd to all the snowboarders

Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals! - Lanemeyers
 
yeah some fuckers were laughing when i feel on the rollercoaster rail at tremblant last weekend, i fucking hate ppl like that, ill bet not one person laughing had ever even attempted this rail so i wish i could stab every one of them.,... and the other part that pisses me off is even when you grease it ppl on the lift dont give you props, fuck em all...

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
yeah, i get laughed at everyonce in awhile, but ive recently been throwing rodeos and flats, along with big spins, and people are usually impressed eitherway, whether or not you land it, so i get cheers. the park crew is a few snowboarders, they dont shit talk, and if they someone doing it, they start shit up

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at my hill i ski with snowboards and a skiier sometimes but snowbaorders(not my friends) would just look at me when i rolled into the park now after they saw me do the y-rail and some other stuff they let me have first hit and respect me like a fellow boarder so its all good

~never be bought. never be sold~

 
everyone at mountain creek is really cool probably b.c the snowboarders suck and the skiers dominate

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I have Armada AR5's and they are glorious
 
people that suck have no respect, but theres deff love between those that rip

O yes, you can ski backcountry is syracuse ny

'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
Its awesome when you stomp something huge in front of them and they all look in aww

Pain is Temperary....Pride is forever
 
People who hassle you for falling are always terrible- honestly when has anyone gotten shit for falling by someone good, skier or boarder

Theres some assholes at my mt, but there also some good kids who will clank their poles(or clap) for a nice trick

The backs are curved up for show only, right?-- weekend warrior

Jesus died for our sins, lets get our money's worth

lifes a garden, dig it

Snowbird rocks
 
so where head phones and dont listen to it..its really not abig deal....and to teh kid who said they should make chairlift with cages around them......its called a gondola hah

 
Some snowboarder crashed on a jump and had to get hauled down. then some other snowboarder shows up and looks down at the kid, and says skiers suck look at him( the kid that crashed, his snowboard was off at this time) i told him well seeing how that is a snowboarder you must suck. then he made a fake punch move then rode away. That kid was a fag. I know not all snowboarders are like that.

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
This is the one thing I love about my crappy tiny tourist infested resort. I can land a stupid little grab on my old school hypercarvers and they like, bow to me. I used to hear shit from boarders when I was learning basic airs, but now I kick their asses.

 
Yah wear i ski (RabbitHill) all the snowboarders talk shit but i have never seen one boardslide a rail or do a large table, but i have seen skiers grease all the rails and land toxic 7's, aswell there is only 1 skier to every 40 snowboarders

 
man dont take that shit when he goes for a jump throw a snowballl and when they land hit em in the balls with your poles, wut else r they used for

-O M I

Ten Pin Bollers Cult

 
at my bumb or hill or whatever theres like 5 newschoolers, and there all really sweet, but i kinda suck, and when i slide a little flatbar or do a halfcab the snowboarders are all like getting there friends to come see and shit, its so funny, and its good for my self esteem

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
^^^way way way up somewhere. I wouldnt say I can switch 5050, but I was trying. Plus it is on like a 10 inch box. I have done it a few times, but not consistent. It feels really good when it happens though because from the fast 180 on there is a lot of rotation left in ya, so as soon as I get to the end of the box, it is an automatic 180 out and it feels neat.

I say keep trying it, itll come. I have felt the pain and usually continue to do so, and that is why I say to my little friend on the lift 'Respect, beatch.'

signatures are for pussies

 
^Oh, I get it. I thought you meant on a rail. I tried it twice on a 12' flat and fucking killed my thigh the 2nd time. Boxes are easy, but they're fun...Yeah I should try switch 50-50 on a box...might work, the one at my local has a decent gap too.

 
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