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Public_Enemy0255

Public_Enemy0255

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alright, so tonight i was gonna get drunk with my girlfriends and all of our resorces bailed on us and wouln't buy us some beer cuz were underage ya know. so i called this old friend of mine who was an ass to me but he has some great access to alcohol. Soooo....my friend and i just walked a mile to meet this stupid fucka nd gave him 20 bucks to buy us some beer and we told him to call us after he got the beer so he could bring it back to us. He then proceeded to turn off his phone and my cell is dead sooo he just took our money and ran. stupid fuck so em and my friends are stuck inside watching movies all night and we can't get drunk tonight. what should i do ? we have been lookin for some beer for like 5 hours!! help!

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

...:::~*Beckster*~:::...
 
slit his treacherous throat

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
it's all about the manhunt

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
Find a reliable boot one day and just stockpile like 6 flats in your closet.

When you're down to 1 flat, refill it.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
gang beat him fo shure

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hahah u got played. live and learn .

i likehow you said 'he has great access to alcohol'

like its a drug world or soemthing, i got the best shit over here boohhahaa

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
smoke weed

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
drink nyquil! and or dayquil!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
its funny that you were gonna drink with all your friends and you only had 20bucks

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
you could get almost get a gallon of something filthy cheap for 20 bones. and deal with it, until youre 21, people can dick you over all they want

 
not some NATI... u could get 2 cases and a 40 maybe

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
man, classic, i do that to the freshmen here all the time. what are they gonna, tell mommie and daddy?? im 20 bucks richer, and they're sober, and 20 bucks poorer. stupid basterds.

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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

 
20$ is enough for beer.

40s are like 2$

and if your gonna drink beer why not drink liquor. Faster and you need less

IIIIFRNT
 
You don't seem to be very resourceful. Just go outside any convenience store and ask a young looking guy heading inside if he'd mind picking something up for you.

Wayne: 'I don't own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the use of a rack. What am I going to do... with a gun rack?'
 
Lysol, its the lysol rap it gets you hammard and tastes like crap. cost 5 bucks, kills your brain cells and fucks you up... lol any one acctuiolly ever tryrd to drink that stuff i havent but the lysol rap is effing halerias

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
hahah public its so easy, just go to a dep, not a mainstream one or whatever, an independant one and hold keys in your hand. the owners just want bling, hahah i love qc

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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
 
personally, i would buy the kids the cheapest possible root beer, hand it over, and take the rest of the money. better yet, i would get a 5 finger discount on the root beer, drink one for the hell of it, hand it over, and still take their money.

ok, so mabye i wouldn't ACTUALLY do that if i was of age, but the idea is that i COULD, and very easily.

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com
 
hahah dont be so dumb next time

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
dont get drunk, play monopoly.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
i get drunk playing monopoly....its crazy

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
dude go wit your freinds and hunt him down...itll be fun

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7

'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness
 
He's underage to tho. he's such a dick. i hope he dies. oh well whatever fuck

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

...:::~*Beckster*~:::...
 
Seriously, manhunt his ass, itll be fun if you find him or not

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“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.

Än Eye For An Eye, And Soon The Whole World Is Blind

 
I believe the proper terminology is BUMFUCKS

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
drinking's fun, but if u depend on it that much, youre a failure

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
I've neevr had fun simple because of drinking...ever

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
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