Asking out a girl

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Ok there is this girl at this place in the mall my freand works there so i allredy stop there alot and know alot of the people. There is a new girl working there and I want to ask her out but have no in, keep in mind i have no confedence what so ever inless im skiing. Any tips or wity remarks?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
just ask. and if she says no...oh well.

.:JERONIMO:.

'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'

-Derek (while extremely drunk)
 
You don't need witty remarks, you need confidence and just approach her. BE your fuckin self..that is what girls like more than stupid pick up lines.

The only enemy agaist progression is FEAR!
 
well first i would spell unless with a u. Second, what does she work? Find out what she does, and get some info on it, chances are she's gonna like the position, and like what she's doing. if not, when talking to her about it. But dont do this twice, unless you know she likes you.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
im fucked....

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
You could say something like, wow you look really good today, believe you me, girls love that kinda stuff. oh they do. Or you could say something with like a squirrel, it goes is that a squirrel in your pants, because Imma bout to bust a nut! I'm not sure how it exactly goes but you probably shouldn't say it anyways, no thats definitely a bad idea.

Water and Metal are the elements of Time Travel. If you would like to travel back in time with me, message me.
 
your a bitch, grow some hair on your cranberries and go talk to her, whats the worst that can happen, she says no? have some self confidence.

i think i think i like it like thata

*Official Martha Stewert of NS*
 
your being a puss, and think about it, has she shown interest in you, if so u basically got it in the bag, but if not, just ask her, going through life thinking about what could have been is just going to get u depressed and lonely

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
yeah. And when you get depressed and Lonly thats when you start doing hard drugs, like heroin. You don't want to do HEroin, Do you????

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i am prolly the biggest wuss there is when it comes to talking to girls i like. once you get the first hello out of the way, you will prolly get your confidence. if not you could use corny pick up lines like 'do you have a band-aid, because i scraped my knee when i fell for you'

 
i never talked to her, and i have had alot of bad luck with girls. Its like saying to some one that sucks to go pull a corked 7 on skis. Next time i see her il go talk to her.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
All you need is a smile. Next time you see her check her out. Don't be a pervert about it, just acknowledge the fact that she's attaractive. When she catches you checking her out, give her a genuine smile. Guaranteed she'll smile back. If she doesn't then you don't want to have anything to do with her anyway. Then the next time you see her try to establish eye contact then walk up to her and ask her how she's doing. Having her smile at you a few days earlier should make this easier. You gotta suck it up here and talk to her though, otherwise if she keeps catching you looking at her she's going to think you're creepy. Establish a friendship by talking to her on 3-4 different occassions before asking her 'would you let me take you out to diner.' If she says yes, then I expect a thank you card and maybe some flowers.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
^he is right, maybe you will win over natalie someday like that

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
say something like your hot im taking you out to dinner or lunch of something .

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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I have to meet Natalie first. And this only works if you know you'll see the girl again. I'll will Natalie with my good looks, my charm and my all 'round perfection.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
does she look like this?

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Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
whoa how do you find pictures like that and why would you search for them.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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2 suggestions...

#1 - grow some balls

#2 - be like sweet lou from the single greatest(aka worst) movie of all time - GRIND!

 
don't waste your time.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
get her drunk, then spill on her chest and offer to help remove her shirt. then play with her boobies.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

 
^ great idea

but anyway, just show confidence and be your self, girls love that

Love Always,

Grayson

Yes indeed son, I used to be Candide1

 
andy and tuck that hunch back in. she will smile at you untill she sees your hunch back then she will be like 'ill thats disguisting'

up in arms apperal represent

representin the east
 
yes yes, very gross

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
i'm just gonna add one more comment, why the fuck do ppl say 'grow some balls' or 'get some confidence' because that isnt advice, it does the opposite. And EVERY guy has had a problem similar to this, even the most confident. There are 2 women i cant talk to properly, i stutter sometimes, i cant help it. Granted, they are the 2 most gorgeous women i have ever layed eyes on.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
Its damn when you have been rejected as much as me, this is why I started skiing to gain confedence but it dosent work that well.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
Advice from a girl! TAKE NOTE! Okay, maybe I'm not the girliest girl but I know some shit. Don't just ask her out, it's sketchy. The next time you talk to her, strike up a conversation about her being new or something, if she is new in the neighborhood etc, compliment her, but in a genuine way not like 'you're hot.' be specific and honest don't be like 'you look nice' be like 'I like your hair' or 'nice shoes' or whatever I don't know. Read her body language and if she seems flattered and into you wait until the next day or so and ask her if she would like to maybe catch a movie or something sometime and maybe say possibly with so and so and so and so so it's not like you are coming on too fast.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
Il take the chicks advise, its sounds senceable.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
lauren's advice is good! but im also a chick so id like to add a few suggestions

i find that one of the most attractive things in a guy is someone who doesnt find people to make fun of, thats not how he starts conversations...talk about something that would probably interest her...example: if she works at pacific sunwear, asks if she surfs or something like that, and slowly it will form into a conversation about her interests and yours...compliments are always good...but be sure of yourself, meaning ACT yourself...

good luck...lets hear if any of our suggestions work!

 
go up to her and say, Hey hunnie, im a loser and I had to ask people how to ask you out on a website called newschoolers.com, then show her a list of all the pickup lines you got from all the people on this site and tell her to choose the one she likes best, and then say once your done deciding i will recite it to you and we can go out... and then she will no you are a loser and laugh at you

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Hey theres no snow, and if you havent noticed most forms are stupid things like this.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
My advice wasn't sensible?

Petek, I agree. This one super hot chick I met in first year I made pretty good friends with, but to this day I still get a bit intimidated talking to her.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
yeah, see if u know n e of her friends or the group she hangs out with, if u know n e of em...starting hanging with them more ( aka try and get in with her general friends...guys and girls) then if u hang out in a group for a while, she will get to see u more often...dont have to worry about it been akward or n e thing.

i dunno if that makes a lot of sense but it worked for me.

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
yeah i was a dick before so ill give you some real advice. just be her friend before anything, thats all you need to know. so act like your making a new friend and youll have no problem, things will take off from there if there is an attraction.

i think i think i like it like thata

*Official Martha Stewert of NS*
 
mmmmm that picture was yummy.... im dripping and sticky now

Jigga say wha??

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