Asking Girls To Prom

wait a minute dont you gotta write a message on the moon or soemthing to ask a girl to a dance nowadays
 
i might just bring my dog when i go. I fucking hate the girls at my school, and kidna want to prove a point. hahah no one is gonna ask them, stupid bitches.
 
Dude this is the best way I know. Take this information and pass it on to your children. Write PROM? with black marker on your dick, backwards. Get the bitch to give you head. Once your dick is decently wet, pull out of her mouth and cock slap the fuck out of her face. Then be like go look in the mirror bitch. The initial cock slap will leave her reeling, but the creativity will win her heart and ultimatly ensure your date to prom. Good luck and Godspeed man.
 
that would be great. show up with your dog. all the girls ask you why, and you'de just be like ehhh better looking then you guys
 
write "prom?" and your name in permanent marker on a plain white tee shirt and then write a bunch of other names and shit in washable marker and give it to her and tell her to run it through the washing machine and then all that will be left is "prom?" and your name
 
or just say, "hey, what up bitch. goin to prom with anyone? well wanna go with me? sweet alright see ya."
 
hey, do you have a date?

yes: damn, maybe next time

no: feel like going?

its not that tough bud
 
write "prom?" and your name in permanent marker on a plain white tee shirt and then write a bunch of other names and shit in washable marker and give it to her and tell her to run it through the washing machine and then all that will be left is "prom?" and your name

that is my best idea.
 
WAIT! I GOT IT! you ready?..............

"wanna go to some wack dance that cost too much.......... WIT DIS NIGGAH?"
 
aight this is what i did... i got a dime of some danks rolled it all in one joint and wrote on the outside will you go to rpm with me? had the girl pick me up before school and handed her the joint. i got stoned and got a prom date whata deal.
 
People at my high school got all creative with that stuff... it was a pain in the ass.

For senior prom, I ended up having the principal deliver my date a package with a cell phone in it while she was in class, and then when she opened it i called it and asked her like that scene in the matrix where he gets the phone... except she hadn't seen the matrix, so she didn't get it.

For my junior prom, me and my date were going with my friend and his, and me and my friend showed up in $10 value village suits with mud smeared all over them and were like "uhhh we fell down" and then we gave them corsages that were each an entire corn on the cob. It was classy.

If people at your school aren't into the overdone creative shit though, you should probably just straight up say it.
 
"Do you like your family? I mean well... I just mean would you do anything for your family... to save their lives?"

"Ummm, you're scaring me. What are you saying?"

"JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION SLUT!"

"Oh Jesus... I, I guess... I guess I do care about them."

"Good then it'll be in THEIR best interests and YOURS to go to prom with me."
 
YES!

i just watched butterfly effect and all i can think of is that little bitch of a kid saying that!
 
some guy toilet papered a freeway overpass where the girl he was asking would drive by

in tp he wrote JENNA!

PROM?

he should have put his name after so she knew whp was asking and not somebody else, but ok
 
See girl in school. Walk up to girl. Ask her if she has a date to prom yet. If she says no, ask her. She says yes. game over.

If she is your friend and DOES have a date, say alright cool, just wondering. Walk away. Ask girl #2.

It is not hard.

And believe me, the girls will go with you even if they are a step out of your league. Most of the guys are such gigantic pussies that none of the hot girls even get asked. I went with a girl who i was sure would turn me down, and we ended up having a great time. Just fucking ask. Man up.
 
I was talking to a chick one day nad all of the sudden she was wigging out about prom and not having a date, random as fuck.. so I took the opportunity, and now her sister is bein a dumb bitch about it so I no longer have someone to roll with. Fuck it. Just another lame school dance.
 
wait..whens your prom? this seems kind of early.for a prom, and to be asking someone already. my senior prom isnt till 2 days before i graduate. June 10th. and i dont plan i asking someone (i go to an all girls school so i hafta do the asking ) till April
 
similar to the cock slap, but get a 4 finger ring that backwards says "prom" then punch her in the forhead. when she looks in the mirror, she will realize that it wasnt a punch, it was a love tap.
 
i did the dinner thing last year except i wrote it with ketchup (creative yes)...as a senior this year i think im just going to ask her to go to prom with me nothing special
 
This one will impress the whole family, get a bunch of gas (diesel would be better because it burns longer) and pour it out on her front lawn in the words "will you go to prom with me," light that shit and then to get her attention throw a rock through the front window so they all come and see!
 
Keeg, be prepared, colleen told me what she wants to do with her prom date today.
 
isn't he... 14? Nothing against him, but with the extent you wanted to 'take' your prom date, I'd think you might wanna go a little older...
 
no you gotta get on top of shit early, i fucked myself for my prom. you hafta reserve limos and shit like 2 months in advance
 
well obviously. ive already got my limo and my proms not till june. but date wise... march is super early for a prom thats in late may/ june. id be kind of weirded out if someone asked me this early. nobody around my school is even thinking of prom yet
 
'hey, would you like to go to prom with me? just as friends though.. i don't think you're hot enough to pound'
 
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