asking girls out

usually always like that, thats why its always the dumb ugly bitches that get pregnant and have the babies...or because hot chicks are smart enough to a) wear a fucking condom or b) get an abortion

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
well, see heres the key now. get to know her rents, if you do they will trust you and trust you with their daughter, just go over and talk to them, let them get to know you. if you do that it will help a ton with them loseing up. trust me i had the same thing happen, and as long as you dont look and act like a punk ass kid, and show that you have values, youll be golden.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
um this is kinda a wierd idea but maybe creative enought it would work. get some pictures that spell out a sentence. like someone named will then a picture of her then a green light (will you go...) then something for the rest of the words.

LOVELAND OPENS FRIDAY
 
^whoo my idea!!!

yeah, definately a go on getting to know the parents, thats definitely HUGE

i asked my guy out for sure

yay.snow.yay
 
Follow her in your car when shes walking down the street then run her over, put her in the boot of the car and shes yours!!!

Or both get pissed and wake up next to each other

 
take her out to eat and propose a toast to her. here's what you say:

'In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the dew of little things the heart finds it’s morning and is refreshed.'

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Wolf Creek Ski Area

I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
 
well everybody has helps so much, i hope no one would get made if i used some of this on another girl than b4. i have a better chance with her cuz i kissed her tonite, and b4. idk if im gonna ask out anyone know but ill still update the situation

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yeah dude, thats cool, you didnt say it was for one girl, the thing is all that stuff works for almost all girls as long as they have a good heart and are not stuck up. if you got one of those you need to move on to the next girl, there are a lot of realy cool girls out there you just have to find the right one, and usualy its not the first one you ask either, thats why its called dating and not marrying, just look around and find somone you like a lot, and if it is meant to be then it is meant to be me and one of my best friend in the world are staring to get involved again but is she the one, only time will tell, give yourself time and you will know whats right, and what you want. good luck and keep us informed.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
All i did was just going strait out like: 'U wanna go to a movie or sumthin this weekend?? She was like: YES! That would be fuN! .... We had mad fun afterwards! .... ....

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I dont know what to put here??
 
so one thing that works for a diffrent girl from the 2 others i mentioned is say lets go makeout if u need someone to fool around with. ya that was fun

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
ok thursday is the day. i have to pick a good one ill let u know how it goes, the answer is yes i just need to find a good way to ask.

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
Just come right out and say that you want to fuck her until she pops.

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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 
^^ ha, or not, just make realy realy good eye contact with her and do it, when you lock eyes youll be in.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
Borrowing a quote from the great cinematic classic Old School, Mitch notices that there is no seatbelt in the cab he is taking home from the airport. When faced with this problem, Mitch asks the cabbie what he recommends he should do. 'I recommend you stop being such a faggot,' says the insightful driver.

You're thinking about this wayyyy too much. Most likely, you're not going to be able to pull off lines that you didn't come up with, or mack on her if it's not your style. Just relax and be yourself. If you like her, go up to her and ask her out to a movie. It's really not that complicated at all. If you really want to use some pick up lines, just think of something yourself. Usually the dumber it is, the funnier it is, but I still say just grow a pair.

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if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?' - cj
 
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