asking girls out

the way you ask her out, unless it is really shitty and completely retarded, will not effect the outcome if she likes you, so dont worry about how you ask her out, if she likes you she will say yes, and if she doesnt like you she will say no

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post up one of these things on aim, when your talking to her, then at the end, say, but im not that original, so will you go out with me?

i think that would be sweet, i should try it.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
i am the most creative mutherfuck out there. make her a cd, and behind the cd, where the black part is, post a piece of white paper saying something cute AND staright to the point like 'do you want to go out with me. ill look real nice and buy you flowers' or/and if you can, write a poem. i am straight yes, but i rock at poetry i am told. if you cant write a poem, ill just post one of my old ones i have on my computer-nothing gets you laid quicker 'cept a guitar. i do that too. ok heres a poem.

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A feeling of nothing but pure passion.

Even on the most distant and disturbed of days in my life.

It's the feeling when the radience you cast around yourself transfers.

It becomes part of me also

and comes from within us both.

It is a time when we're together.

What you give me forces me to the point of floating off into insanity.

And then snatches me back down again as I realize that leaving you is too much to miss.

you bring me all the joys in life everday and don't even know it.

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yeah you know it be da shit

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.

 
Pickin newschoolers to ask a question like this is pure genius. You're bound to get a serious answer or two.

it's a league game smokey
 
skogenjake is a ladys man! sexy!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
i like the telephone-oh crap one. i usually do something lke that. but i did the 'soo i have a thing, maybe you have a thing..do you want to have a thing?' itll make em giggle

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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
sexy and a great body too. dont forget that. i recommed all you guys take up guitar. i started cause it was fun. but its become this gateway.

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.

 
that was definitely cute: skogenjake:you bring me all the joys in life everday and don't even know it. haha props for figuring it out

...yeah, girls are definitely into the cute ways to ask...hmm read some good ones in this thread...its also all about remembering little things that you guys did together or something..girls are always like 'i cant believe he remembered that!' cuz if you remember its like it was important enough for you to store in your memory banks...ooo i have one! take pictures of random people holding signs that all spell out ' (Name)-will-you-go-out-with-me' then take a picture of yourself holding roses or something, and time it right so that when she sees that, you step out from somewhere with roses in hand....ahh!! that would be too cute!...oh right, make it a cute scavenger hunt too, to places you guys usually go together..my 10cents..

yay.snow.yay
 
yeah dude, guitar gets me mad chick, but sometimes its anoying, but if your desprate, get good at it and rirls will throw themselves at you.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
cut off all of your limbs. and give them to her in a box, with a note that says 'I cut off all my limbs. Please go out with me.'

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
yeah, asking girls out is lame, well, I guess in high school and stuff it's a must but just ask her on a date and then continue going on dates. Eventually she'll start calling you her boyfriend, then you're set. If you do need to ask her out, eventually invite her over and make her dinner, makign dinner is a #1 way in. HAve the candles, no music, and then you can put a note somewhere or bake a cake and write will you go out with me on the top, be creative.

 
freezed, that actually made me laugh out loud.

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dude, sometimes all it takes is one bold maneuver. while you're walking down the street/ski resort with her, grab her hand and stop. there'll be an initial pull away as she continues moving, but after she turns around and faces you, see if she yanks her hand away. if she doesn't you're pretty much in...especially since you've danced together. tell her you have something important to say to her and then lean in as if you are going to kiss her on the cheek. if she doesn't pull away again, kiss her on the damn cheek. if she moves away, say BOOOO! right in her ear. it'd be awesome to do if there's some snow cuz you can give her a nice fluffy snowball to the face whether you kiss her or not. just make sure you have snow in the hand that you did not use to grab her hand before you make your move.

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skiing is like dating a girl:

first, you have to check out the scene;

second, you have to ride that topography;

& third, don't leave without taking a shot at the moneybooter.
 
there are some funny cunts on NS

take her to a pool, your mates' pool, or spa, a spa is best, cuz u cant see under the water and pretend you were reaching for something else and grab her close to you, ask her out, then when you get closer and feel her nuts and be like o my fucking god!

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.

 
how many times do i have to say this, you just whip your pecker out and chase her with it.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
 
Seriously though, you could write it on her lawn in shaving cream and then throw a rock at her window....or just do the penis thing.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
haha. Cryst I would like to know how many times that's worked.

The best way to ask a girl out is to put on your robe and wizard hat.....

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
penis in the popcorn trick at the movies...are right a note and slip it in her pocket without ehr noticing

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
^hahahaha that def works

OR you can use gasoline and write 'will you go out with me?' on her house and light it before she gets home, and right in front of that you make a big heart on her lawn made from dead cats

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
OH! I got an idea!!! Ok, you show up to her house in a trenchcoat (sounds awsome already I know!) and ask her to the door and when she comes open up your coat revealing the words 'Will you go out with me?' carved onto your chest. Oh yesa that would work!

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
my dad threw a brick with a note wrapped around it through the window of a girl he had a crush on. It was when he was 5.

 
ahahah these are hilarious....i like 1080bios idea haha

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

BRISTOL CREW REPRESENT the 585
 
idk im kinda in the same thing but im already 'together ' with the girl now its more of jsut the title of bf and gf, but im contemplating a way as well



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theres always spelling it with semen on her back,kodak moment for sure

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
slap her butt and be leik 'ehhhh u and me and twelve packs of durex, how bout it?'...jokingly at first, and then gauge her reaction and go frum there

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SteezeGave Me Lower Back Pain.

Momentum Session 4
 
yeah, hang out and eventually shell come around

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im backing the log jibs
 
some of these ideas are awsome... but man the only way to do it is to get to know them really good, i asked out this girl like a week ago and she was like i dont really know you all that well, so know i'm talking to her every day and i'm sharing alot of stuff with her and i think its starting to work, pretty soon i'm gonna ske her on a date liek to the movie theater... on me(one hint never let them pay for anything) and you know whats weird is that you are asking out achick around the same time as me and you danced with the girl your asking about and i also asked out a chick thats a dancer, and i danced with her well becasue i'm in a musical(man if theirs a hot coriagrapher and you get to work with them for school its a great way to know chicks i went inot a musical and i never knew about this chick being the corigrapher and i fell in love)referance to people that are out their looking and are in a high school that produces musicals every year.

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
1. Wrap love note around cat (alive or dead).

2. Pour on the gas.

3. Ignite.

4. Hurl.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
^^ The trick to paying is you can't do it all the time, otherwise you're bound to end up with a girl or two who just use you for money. Treat her a few times, but you better be damn sure it's going to be worth it afterwards. Let her pay for lunch, you take care of dinner and then have her over afterwards.

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if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?' - cj
 
yeah dont get walked all over with the paying thing..but guys paying is def. nice sometimes for sure. i feel so bad for my friend, he's been with the wrong girls all along, and he pays for everything, all that damn money down the drain

yay.snow.yay
 
theres this girl in one of my classes who ive never seen outside of class, and she doesnt live on campus. anyway, i sent her a note saying i wanted to ask her out, but i didnt think i'd be right to ask her out without getting to know her, so i was wondering if we could get to know each other better...

damn did i get shot down, hahaha

-joe

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THIS HTML IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
 
haha this thread is funny.

Man!!!! I have been seriously asking girls out for at least 7 years. And let me tell you, it doesn't matter how you look, how creative you are, how much money you have, what you drive. It just takes practice. The more times you try the more hits you'll get. But just sack up and do it. ITS SOOO EASY. and if you get shot down, move the fuck on. who cares. I see about 50 amazingly hot girls everyday walking on campus. There isn't a shortage my friend.

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'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
so im seein her tonite to watch the oc, and maybe we are goin on a date tomaro and i said idk what were gonna do but it comes with pink roses which are her favorite. so ill see how this weekend goes

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
quote NERD- 'your ass is a spaceship i want to ride'

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.

 
call me old fashioned but i'd rather just have the girl ask me out

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
^ That really isn't old fashioned at all... although it tends to happen much.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
get her drunk before you attempt any of this

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
skiierman it was supposed to be funny i forgot my (/sarcasm) tag

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
Oh, sorry about that then. Very hard to tell what is sarcasm and what isn't online.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
indeed no worries tho

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
yeah keep us updated, newschoolers cares

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
take her skiing and refer to how to pick up girls on ski lift thread

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
 
a few weeks ago i hooked up with a girl i never talk to cuz we were both wicked smashed so she sucked me off in the backseat of my car

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
well not really, and i found out her rents are real strict, like she cant ride with boys in stuff, so i dont think were goin out friday. maybe if im luckly she can go to the dance with me in like 2 weeks. but ya overprotective parents mess this whole thing up, but she so hot

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
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