asking chicks out...

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taimaishu

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alright im dumb...

ive been talking to this chick for awhile, ive hung out with her a few times, i like her alot and she likes me.. and i want to ask her out but i dont know how to go about doing that....

i need help.. whats the best way to ask her out?

any help would be good

yes yes.. dumb post..

I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
 
you say 'listen you little slut, we're going out now... if you have a problem with it then i'm gonna kill you' and if that doesnt work then try something like 'hey i like you, and it seems that you have similar feelings towards me, and i was thinking we should go out sometime'

 
be honest dude, just say what you feel, take the same confidence that you get when you land a new trick, and transfer it into other parts of your life, like this one.

good luck man.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
just go for it. if you know she likes you then there shouldn't be a problem. just be (appear to be) confident. if possible

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Love is the fart

Of every heart

For when held in,

Doth pain the host,

But when released,

Pains others most.
 
Wait a minute. Did I just hear Dirty being nice?

What's going on in this world?

Anyway dude, sincerity is the key to a woman's heart. If that doesn't work, try sex.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
well the trowser snake thing wont work since we just watched jay and silent bob last week at her house.. and besides im gonna do something better than that dumbass... im still trying to work up the confidence to ask her

I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
 
LOL! front tail! oh god that is money!

Just give it shit, what's the worst that could happen...she says no? Oooooh big deal! How old are you, like 16? trust me, there is nothing that she could do that would irreperably (sp?) damage you for the rest of your life.

It's pretty much like this. She says yes, you get your manmeat licked. She says no, you get your manmeat licked by some chick who finds guys on the rebound attractive ;-)

have fun d00d

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
hahahahah FRONTAIL!!!! that was hilarious. Yea i would agree wtih yeti on this one if you know she likes you just get some cinfidence and ask her cuase she will most likely say yes. I have a similiar situation

rastafarians believe ronald reagan was the anti-christ

 
hell yeah!!... i just asked her and she said yes right away! alright sorry for wasting space with this thread.. and thinks for the 'help' i guess...

I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
 
i have to tell you guys her exact words cause its kinda funny.... Brandon!!! i thought that you would never ask- (a little laugh) of course i will!

I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
 
just hope she'll act that way when you ask her for some. minus the laughing...

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
Congrats! Its nice someone can have a functional relationship for a change!

~ Today is the tomorrow you were dreaming of yesterday ~
 
what's this whole 'relationship' thing you talk of?

'The 90s are kiling me. I should not have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're going to kill him anymore. I've got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. '
 
I'm a relationship person. I don't really like one night stands (although they could be fun), but I can't seem to find a nice guy to have a functional relationship with, so I'm glad someone has got one!

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Swimming in a sea of faces, trying to get to you
 
yeah, i've been with my girlfriend for 4 months now (a new record for me) but get this: she's a snowboarder......

'The 90s are kiling me. I should not have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're going to kill him anymore. I've got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. '
 
There are NO skier chicks around here, and the snowboarder chicks are bitches

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
i just checked out your profile and the girl you say is nearly your girlfriend is seen taking her pants down on the website babelandusa.com (the one in the middle. check it out. its very amusing.

 
I have to go with Sarah on this one... i would like a relationship but i just cant find the right guy...

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Your one load your mother shoulda swallowed.
 
DUDE i_am_retarted is sooooo funny, if ben kicked in the nads too, by my mates girl, it hurt like fuck so lucky i was drunk, ahahaha

your my new hero, funny ppl rule.

random comments like that are so funny.

man i sound gay.

 
oh shit it is the same on as on www.babelandusa.com, same things in her hair and everything

haha, that dude actually tried to trick us?

and who found that out first anyway

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yeah What!
 
Yeah I agree about snowboard chicks being bitches, CTripper... the cool thing is though, once you can do 900s, they all mysteriously turn into willing sex slaves...

'And if ignorance is bliss, then WIPE THE SMILE OFF MY FACE!' -Zack de la Rocha
 
i love to be able to say ' i have a girlfriend' it just kicks ass

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p.a.t. productions

patskiing.home.attbi.com

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

 
yeah timaishu got 0wn3d, omg how did you find that bigrich?

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
HAHAHA! that's the raddest thing i've ever seen! so tibiashu, did you acctually think you'd get away with it?? hahahaha!!!!!

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me

'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
 
that thing in my profile is something retarded that my friend did awhile agop when he hacked my account. but i really do have a girlfriend that i just asked out

I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
 
haha!! so he hacked your account about 4 times posting messages saying that it really is her and she is a model and has foster parents and shit like that. sounds a bit too elaborate for me, i reckon you just thought you could pull the wool over our eyes

Bellisimo... Its Italian for grouse
 
relationships are dumb in my opinion....honestly, they're just a way of saying the three dreadful words 'i love u' offically. they're a trap! get out while you still can!!! jk. personally, i would rather hang out with a guy, go ride

go-carts, or SKIIIIIII!!!!!

luv,

Sonya

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i just really want to go skiing right now
 
yea i want a gf but im 13, so ill stick with friends-that-are-girls.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
I wish I could date thirteen year olds now! How old are Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen???

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
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