Asking a girl out

bermbuster49

bermbuster49

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alright, since lately we have had like 85 girl stuff threads, heres another, whats the best way, or your favorite way to ask a girl out, dont post the pussy shit like writing her a note.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
hang out with her for awhile then go to like a school football and hang out talk alot in school then ask her to a movie then ask her and if she says yes move in for the make out

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
do it in person, itll be harder for he to say no

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Sean

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haha shes not saying no, and i have no problem just being like, will you go out wtih me, but it sounds way to formal, i am going out with her not marrying her

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
it doesnt sound too formal at all

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Sean

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yea what are you talking about, formal?

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yeah i guess not, haha saying it faster makes it less formal now that i think of it, like when i thought about doing it it just didnt sound right, but i think it would work fine

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
well tel us how it goes

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Sean

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eh no biggy, its a deffinate yes, we went out for 4 months last year (goooood times) but then i kinda blew it cas i was messing around with another chick haha, but yeah now we are gonna go back out again.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
i dont have a gf in winter unless she skis and doesnt mind going through the park like 9 outta every 10 runs lol

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
What if she snowboards?

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I could never hold down a relationship during winter. She'd be like "Adrian, do you wanna hang out this weekend." "Umm sorry but I'm skiing." Next week, "Do you want to do something this weekend." "Well if you dont mind hanging out when I get back on Sunday night, the we can chill." Then the third week roles around, "Lets do something this weekend." "Take a guess at what I'm doing, you guessed right Skiing". Then she'd be all bitchy "What's your problem Adrian, is skiing more important to you then me. You have no life." And I'd be like "Peace, I'm off to the Mountain"

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^^ haha was guna say that but didnt wanna b the jackass.... okay this is what u do though, u need to know b4 hand if shes gunna say yes.. that u no jus if u got the right kind of game.. what u do is u whisper in her ear on top of a beautiful mountain.. thats a really player does it haha

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invite her to a football field at night when theres no game. When you spot her walking onto the field calling your name cue your janitor to hit the lights. Then all the lights will turn on. Then have have your janitor play some nice music while you walk down the bleachers. Go out to her and smile, give her a calming look and then do what you know best.

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you must be down with the janitors to think that up. Or you got it from a movie.

 
thats funny shit

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haha yeah same, thats why having a gf that skis is so good

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cliche is what it'd be

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
u mean jerk off?

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
this guy sucks with girls, how old are you?

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i think the words "will you go out with me" sound so fucking moronic and stupid. try something else

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ski the day, party the night, girls don't care much if you see them at some during the weekend.

"do you want to come to the party in my pants?"

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If you really want her attention whip your balls out stuff them in her face and say "you have to go out with me this saturday."

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ask her to come to your place and study and play chess, thats how to bag a classy chick

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i think they deleted my "piss on her" post, mabe that was a different thread tho

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So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

 
back in the day the best way to let a girl know you like her was to throw rocks at her or flick boogers on her. so i imagine that could still work for a lot of you.

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^ hahahaha omg u have to say to her this " hey would u be with me and lets have a relationship, then she be like wow yea, haha that worked for me yesterday, i think girls like that cuz that means ur gonna be committed to them if u say relationship, try it, fuck saying lets go out thats just 6 grade

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"Cool. So what are you up to tonight?"

"bla bla bla bla"

"Oh right, well maybe we could hang out or grab something to eat."

It's that easy.

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That is the only way to do it, have a little convo and then throw it in casually.

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kiss her, ask her out, make out

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yeah, um, if a guy were to ask me out using the words "relationship" or "commitment" id bolt

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your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

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[/b] bitch , get in

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haha, nice one

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hahaha that sucks man, why didnt she just go with you? although if she didnt ski or snowboard i guess it woulda been a boring day with her so u prolly made the right decision

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-Ryan

what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

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I havent asked a girl out in.... a long time. Just like hang out alot, then hook up, and then its like, yeah, were together.

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its waaay better when its just like yeah were together without actually doing any asking... but if u must ask, heres how u should do it. when ur out with her and a bunch of other people, while everyone else is talking and distacted and stuff, just whisper it in her ear when shes not expecting it. yeah ill probably get crap for that answer, but im a girl, and thats a good way to do it. and its cute too, so u should get a yes

 
yeah i asked her out just plain and simple followed up with a kiss, no big deal.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
if you ever get sick of her, just avoid her for a week, shell get the point..it works.

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throw bricks at her car and damage the shit out of it. then leave a note under the windshield wipers that says will you go out with me. its foolproof, shes going to have to look at hte note cause she probably thinks its your insurance info.

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haha good luck.

My friend and I are the only girls on our whole moutain that regurally ski the park.

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ya same with me. i have no time for girls in the winter. skiiing takes priority over a girlfriend

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