Ask Tom Wallisch...

when you get old, will you ski backcountry, or will you still shred the handrails at 60?
have you patented double bandanna day yet?
 
would you like to punch that tgr guy that took pictures of you in the face? or did you think the whole streching the tee episode was pretty funny?
 
Are Oreo's really America's favorite cookie?or is that just a hasty generalization, whats your favorite type of cookie?
 
Are you coming out to the east at all this winter?
Would you rather be winning money and stuff in competitions, or just shredding with your friends?
 
How many girls have you slept with? If you're uncomfortable with that question, how many girls have you knocked off in a week?
 
What was the deciding factor in leaving Pennsylvania?

Will you ever come back to the east coast for some rails or something?

 
how often do you go back and shred at your home mountain and what is everyone like there. are there flocks of kids wanting to ski with you?

 
It's out of the bag now everyone knows your not human, at lest not fully. my question is is how did you come to getting your super steeze powers.
Did you fall into radioactive waste? Recreated in a lab using animal muscles after an accident left you physically handicapped? Have you just smoked too much pot to realize what your actually doing?
 
I saw on symms blog that you are going to be simon dumonts partner at joss, is this true? and how did it come about?also, are you going to be coaching at windells again next summer?
 
how does it feel when everyone on ns does,wears,breathes,eats everything you do.and what has a beter calcium intake dead babies or dead babies?
 
If there is one thing you could change in the ski industry right now, what would it be?

We all know you like wearing the biggest clothes available but what do you think about people who dont dress like you on the hill?
 
do you get followed around by the paparazzi?

what are your thoughts on the issue of teen pregnancy? (courtesy of pat sullivan)

do people hating on thug-ness make you wanna punch them in the face? or are just not that BA? hahaha

 
next time you hit a jump, could you try a double cork 7? you have the best looking cork 3 already, so just do it twice!
 
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