Ask a drunk guy.

[Skee90]

Do eeeet.

 

[Jahrassicpark]

Why when I don't poop at night before bed and I wake up the next morning and poop, only 50% of the time it's a satisfying poop?

 

[Skee90]

You have aids.

 

[soulskier]

what is it?

 

[Skee90]

It is what is it.

 

[Jahrassicpark]

how much?

 

[dwhite]

Am I the father?

 

[Skee90]

Are you black? Then yes.

 

[Skee90]

Like this much.................................................................

 

[OGHolliday]

Why did she leave me the kid?

 

[Skee90]

Because you make really good pancakes.

 

[inactive]

killed my second 40 on the ride home but you dont see me akin threads man

 

[Skee90]

Killed my 3rd Mikes Hard.... Pussy.

 

[soulskier]

well, where can i find it?

 

[Skee90]

In a back alley behind a dollar tree.

 

[SkiThe603]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Skee90]

To prestige in Black Ops.

 

[SkiThe603]

I was expecting alot more. You aren't a good drunk.

 

[Skee90]

YOU ARENT A GOOD DANCER!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kzrstf]

this thread is kind of entertaining

how to avoid traffic?

 

[katalina]

pffft drink three blasts and then talk to me... raspberry watermelon yo.

just kidding i'm not drunk, nor can I drink three of those things. they're good but not that fucking good geee wiz

 

[CassiusClay]

Why is it that my asshole rages like the fiery Pompeii the morning after a night of drinking?

 

[Toasty.]

friday at 3 i drank a bottle of vodka with some coke, stumbled over to my us military base in germany, started touchin the mp, blacked out infront of everyone. woke up in the hospital 6 hours later and was told i was comma tosed (sp) and had to have my stomach pumped. pretty good for first experience with vodka.

im 16

 

[BIGben*]

Inb4 "cool story"

 

[ORDEAL]

^Lolololololol

 

[Toasty.]

internethighfive.jpg

 

[skiblandford]

whos on first?

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

why does those guys in internet movies make girls scream when the put their breadstick in their doughnut?

 

[MiraFFe]

to collectively create literature on every topic, idea, culture of every part of history.

 

[tall_t]

because they dont want their donut's glazing to be wiped by the breadstick.

nothing sexual (really)