Ask a cop anything

ask him how he resists the urge to beat know it all 16 year olds who think that them reading the wikipedia of the constitution means they know laws better than he does, despite him being trained/going to an academy/living it every day.

I can answer the video taping thing easily. Imagine that every time you go to work, someone videos you for the sole purpose of trying to get you in trouble. You'd be perfectly content with that?
 
Ask him, if he discovered two men having sex in a public place, how he would react and handle the situation?
 
Here's a real question ask him why cops no longer give breaks on tickets. Seriously me and the last nine tickets of people I know didn't get cut a break. I remember like 4 years ago they would always knock it down a little bit.
 
ask him/her what his/her bra size is the fallow that up with calling him a panzy under your breath but loud enough for him to hear
 
I've always wondered what would happen if you blatantly said FUCK YOU to a cop or something like that. Can they take any legal action?
 
You have the best re-name by far. I laughed out loud when I saw you had the most recent post in this thread.

Semi-related: My best friend's cousin is Mark Tremonti. We give him shit for it all the time
 
About how the locals tricked the out of towner to hit a cue ball into a clay ball and then all laughed at him?

mivi = mfvf
 
"Hey officer, if a large homosexual assailant were to jump on your back, would you leave him there or would you toss him off?

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Did you become a cop because you weren't smart enough to go to college or pursue something else?

How can you in good conscious bust people for marijuana knowing that it could potentially ruin someones life?

Would you vote for black steve?
 
maybe because thats the only way you could get them "in trouble" (ie. payed suspension at worst.

and if he does something illeagl why shouldnt he get in trouble? afterall, hes tryin as hard as he can to fuck your ass.
 
I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying that wouldn't it piss you off if someone videotaped your every action just to get you in trouble?

But keep up with your "the police are out to get me" mentality. It'll get you far.
 
i will not fall into the trap that i should trust cops, they can break whatever the fuck law they want and wont get in trouble for it, and they can lie to you all they want.

 
this mentality WILL get you far because the police ARE out to get us. ive never been pulled over by a cop, or been at a party where the cops showed up "just to say hi" or "hang around and maybe have a few drinks" my first instinct when seeing a police officer is to shut the fuck up, walk the fuck straight and try not make direct eye contact or look too suspicious. will every single cop alive fuck you for no reason? no, there's totally cool cops, but will a vast number of cops FUCK YOUR LIFE UP just because they can? YES. which is why it is just safer to assume they all want you in jail with a 350lb serial murderer 9" deep in your poop-hole than it is to greet each and every police officer with an open mind and heart.

its the same with bears or cougars or great white sharks. will every single great white shark kill me on site? no way, great whites eat whales and shit, humans aren't partt of their natural food chain and as long as im not bleeding profusely or flailing in the water like a seabird or dolphin, i should be perfectly fine, but when i see a great white shark do i swim out to try and give that shark a hug? no. because i like having legs and im not a fucking idiot.

i guess you're the type of person that swims out to greet the shark, except you arent that cool so when the shark meets you hes not like "hey look how brave this guy is coming to hang out with me! were gonna be best buds and go to sick undersea parties for life!" hes actually all "fuck this scrawny white punk bitch" and tears you limb from limb with endless rows of gnashing teeth.
 
Phone typo.

I agree with you all about town cops. Those guys suck ass, but major city departments are nothing like that. For the most part
 
how many people have you helped this year on the job? how many people have you arrested?... how much money do you make a year? do you honestly think you are worth it - why?
 
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