Asian allen is an imposter!

that was so gross dude, i mean seriously, you knocked, austin said come in, and when we walked in and turned on the lights, austin was on top of another dude.
 
what do u think is the chance that austin will get confused and think that the other allen is like your twin brother that lives in uptown or something
 
if i were u id bring a giant cardboard cutout of yourself and say its your twin, austin will get confused and make out with it, better it than u, oh bring a camera too
 
fuck me? well i know that is something u may want to do but i dont swing that way, its all cool though i respect your lifestyle, mabey we can get u hooked up with ryan seacrest and clay akien
 
ur a nazi cocksucker austin gets more poon in one night then you have your whole life, so stop being a douchebag and grow a pair.

and allen i hope your twin is as good at photoshop as you are, what you did with my golf pic was hella tight
 
wow holy shit chill i was joking around, mabey it went a little far but damn u guys are freaking out more then a peta member at michale vicks house.
 
THATS CAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT IDIOT. I HATE YOU AND ALWAYS HAVE. NOW YOU WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU AND YOUR MOM AND I WILL CUT HER GOD DAMN TITS OUT AND FUCKING PUT THEM ON YOUR EYES AND KILL HER TO. NOW SHUT THE FUK UP AND YOU WILL BE FINE. OK!?!?!! I HATE YOU AND UR FUCKING MIGET SKIS. SO LSTEN TO ME AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
 
like i said before chill the fuck out, first off i dont give a flying fuck what u think about me, second im not gonna be scared by your idle threats, now how about u just chill and ill shut up, the hate level here is way too high

 
im sorry. but i dont like you. i didnt type that my friend trevor did last nite. no more hate my bad
 
hahaha omg allen your my hero i love you! and austin i love you to no homo and ill miss you this year austin also no homo. but allen come back to dtown it misses you here
 
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