ashley simpson

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nbc is replaying the episode of snl where she walks off stage because he lyrics just start playing...just happened, mad funny shit

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
haha i watched it with my mom. i laugh at her misfortune

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.

 
I TAPE THAT SHIT WHEN I FUCK HER FOR U GUYS

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-Julian

I dont care if i get there 1st or last just if i can ski i am happy
 
She is better blonde, Jessica is so hot

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
do u guys think shes hot? i dont think shes is, but i dont think shes not hot either. a real prediciment

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
^like shes hot sometimes not hot another. depends on waht way the sun is pointing casue her nose will make a showdow.

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Still no snow on the east coast.

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have we got to the point in America where the family of talentless hacks deserve to be famous too?

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
NOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
yea she came to my school October 28

Ryan whats-his-shit came to

its was real gay

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Does it teleport?
 
^its called a hoe down

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
what is she supposed to do. she wasnt the one who fucked up. thats embarasing. then she goes and starts hoe downing like a faggot. thast even more embarrasing

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Speaking of Progression, you're one of the most progressive progressionists preogressing on the progressive scene. Where do you think progression is headed?

Dat a good question. i t'ink it head toward more progression. Preogression is a work in progress. - P.J. Cliche and his wonderful mind.
 
if her nose wasn't so damn big, then she might be hot...

by the way? where the hell did she come from? It seems like she just appeared one day from the middle of nowhere.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
her voice is so fucking annoying..i dont think shes hott either.

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
funny funny. a pop star gets caught

depending on my mood, you might get a nice thoughtful responce that might make sense, or you might get complete jibberish that is not wise to even read. good luck

'do or do not. there is no try.'-yoda

in anceint times, people tied up a goat in the the town square and blamed it for all their problems. then they killed it, and thats where we get scapegoat from
 
yeah i would be happy if she died in birth. because then we wouldn't have to deal with ryan cabrera, who is quite possibly the most talentless artist I've ever heard. not to mention he sounds like a retard. a real, bonified retard.

if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
 
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