ashley simpson or jessica simpson

Jessica by far!

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
jessica is hotter

i would rather fuck ashley, and make her scream

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-Harrison

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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
who the fuck would choose AshlEE simpson over Jessica, obviously ashlee simpson is just a dogfaced untalented bitch who is riding the coattails of her attractive untalented sister

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
jess, only cuz lick lachey has had her!!

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
jessica is a hott bitch... but have you seen those commercials for proactive acne stuff lately

she was ugly as hell when she had a shitload of pimples

go big or go home
 
^^yeah i just saw that commercial today i actually use that shit and have for like 2 years it works amazing but anyways yeah Jessica for sure

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Jib and Huck...livin life to the best
 
jessica is too fine.

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
 
Nick Lachey is a fuckin pimp for tappin that. She is so hot.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
I agree with jiboregon.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
this thread has been done 2x alredy first by me then by someone else go look it up assclownor just post on either of those

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
jesus take it easy^. its not like he did it on purpose.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
i cant believe im the first person to say i would fuck them both at the same time

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
Jessica, but even still, she's not the hottest person out there, she's pretty, but she's nothing near what you guys make her out to be. besides, i bet she has a huge bush

 
even if she was 30, fuck, even if she was 50 id still tap that. she isnt ugly, just nothing stunning. probably just a good fuck

 
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