Ashlee Simpson

i think shes good loomkijng,i'll steal her

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

'Im gonna become a conservative before i die, Right before i die, im gonna become a conservative, that way there'll be one less of those bastards' -Morris Baulke

 
good looking..yes, but her show sucks and she cant sing. I like newlyweds though...give me jessica simpson anyday...

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
the only reason why i watch the ashly simpson show is because jessica is sometimes on it

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
Yeah cool lets do it, we can throw old pointy skis at her FACE so then she'll be even more ugly and crappier at doing everything she does.

 
not to mention despite being insanely hot jessica simpson is so damned annoying that her hotness is all but lost on me

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
i don't think shes annoying, don't think her music is that bad either i've heard some of the CD and its pretty good. And she is fine i'd steal her for you any day and keep her in my room.

drunks go through stop signs

Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
 
i'd bang her...hell..i'd bang em both! at the SAME TIME! WOOOW

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
girls who wear deodorant are nasty.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
shes hotter then jessica

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
^^^never heard that before

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Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'

Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
 
What bothers me is that she didn't have to do any work whatsoever, everything was laid out for her. She could have said that instead she wanted to be an actress, and I guarantee she'd be in some movies right now. Her voice also sucks. On her show she is always whining about how its such hard work, too. She doesn't pretend to be ditzy like Jessica, but sometimes she does drop gems like on one episode I saw.

'You know, my dad is my father.'

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
Irotate360 i truely hope you were joking

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
i just hope that one day my older sister gets famous, so i can ride the waves of her fame and get my own MTV show.....

keepin it fresh since 97....
 
uh i dont like her, and her cd is breaking a million, and she isnt very pretty, the snozz she has i think is it, and god shes annoying, as for MTV, i want 2 tell everyone what is cool so they will all think what i want them to, like wanna come in is a quality show, and that trl isnt totally set up to play ashley simpson and give her more air time woooo

GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
I heard that they hired 3 production companies to make her cd...3!! They could make Fran Drescher have a good singing voice with that much technology. It's just another one of MTV's ploy's..She's the sis of the popular Jessica Simpson so of course she deserves her own show, and because MTV says she's good, the whole world agrees. What is this world coming to?

'If you could be the top scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?' -Harry Caray
 
Something really funny that i jsut heard was that her record company hired people to spam the boards on Amazon.com etc. with good feedback and the websites caught on and now are fighting back.

drunks go through stop signs

Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
 
id still fuck her ass till she was unconscious, her blonde hair was way better

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
who are all these people??

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
 
she has faboulous tits

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all i wanna do is zoom zoom zoom in her boom boom.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
i hate her!!! she's the stupidest ugly thing i've ever seen! her hair is ugly to. she sux at singing

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someone say somethin?

i guess i'm a speed bump
 
ashlee simpson says her show wont be on for another season. thank god.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
Ashlee simpson is the worst thing to happen to music since David Hasslehoff (Unless your german). Shes a whiny ass bitch who thinks shes emo. Emo sucks, so shes a wannabee emo person. She whines about everything and how her life is hard, but she rides the coat tails of her sister who like someboyd said, actually can sing. I truly wish she would stop singing. Why do all these stupid girls like her? What the fuck? SHE SUCKS ASS GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD

jibba jabba
 
^Wannabe emo? Not really, she's just generic pop with a little twist of 'punk.' I like the darker hair though.

Pull up to the club, people be suspicious, white boys, light boys flashin all them riches, im feelin good in the hood with a brand new esc, the dutch in the stashbox just rollin on ex, went from flippin keys to flippin pique collaz up, spendin dollaz smokin trees like thats whats up
 
Ashlee Simpson is terrible because her parents took a common name and spelled it different so her name would never be on a keychain or a t-shirt.

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ashely dark hair is dumb she says she did it b/c she didnt wan to look like her sister and stuff but then everyone goes whos that girl and the other person say its the girl who died her hair b/c she didnt wan to be like her sis jesica and it just makes people relize shes jesicas sister more A.S.= A hUGE TARD!

WoRd

You wanna lick the bowl?
 
everybody cares too much. if your giving her a nice skull fuck and not thinking about her music then it all works out the way it should.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
someone post a pic of her when she has her ugly black hair!!! she's sooo fekking ugly

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I drink pepto bismal like its water.. ~P-JO
 
Yeah she's ugly with black hair, she's ugly with blonde too though. She sucks period. Jessica is twice as nice..on ice.

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Team Fresh
 
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GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
thats kind of a bad picture of ashlee but jessica would look good in a paper bag. Ashlee is pretty annoying too

Yankees Suck
 
jessica puts on a show for the cameras, while ashlee is just plain retarded

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

 
i still stand by my threesome.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
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