Ashlee Simpson SNL screw up

Hahaha, here's another good one.

''YOU RUINED MY LIFE: FORMER FAN!

10/24/2004 5:05:52 PM - by RachelLNY

Dear Ashlee,

I was not able to watch your Saturday Night LIve performance because I was not home last night. However, I did hear about the unfortunate event this moring while I was cleaning my bedroom rockin' out to your CD no less.

Imagine my schock when I learned that my favorite recording artist was caught lip singing on national television! It was as if the whole world stopped, track number 7 had just finished playing, and I broke down in tears, beacuse someone i looked up to and cared about has decieved me. How could you!!!??

I gathered my emotions, and managed to take your cd out of my stereo, and I proceed to snap that deiciving disc in half, tore down your posters and lit them afire. And now I sit her crying as I type this reflection on how you have ruined my life...

Thank you Ashlee Simpson, for deicieivng millions of teenage girls all over the world and myself. I hope your happy swimming in your bags of money that you have earned throughout this whoel charade... Your nothing but smoke and mirrors! OMG I TOTALLY AM CRUSHED!!''

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This msg board is fucking classic.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
There are still airheads on there going ''OMG Who cars if she lypsinked shes stil SO TALUNTED and rights gr8 lyrix!!!1@! I LUV U ASHLEE!!'' Seriously... don't you get it? Lip-sync = No talent. As if listening to that crap wouldn't have made that clear enough on its own...

But yeah, she's more pathetic. I mean, read those posts. It's ridiculous.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
This is hilarious.

Wait untill she starts hitting the cocainie like britney.

OMG you ruined my life! My band's failure drove me to drug usage. I hate you all. except all the preteen tools who bought my album I love you!

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05

 
my guess is that her rack is as fake as her talent.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
And without fake meat, they would just be bun.

The good new is that no one was watching that SNL anyways, they were watching the World Series.

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just because she sucks at singing doesnt mean she cant suck a mean dick

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
this is hate i could only imagine of

A Repeating Vision of Tomorrow

10/25/2004 12:33:51 AM - by Ashlee_please_kill_yourself

Ashlee, I hope the top story of tomorrow's news tells of your gruesome, yet painfully-hilarious demise, and the news anchors, barely able to speak as they roll about the floor with uncontrollable laughter, send us to live coverage that the station's janitor has been sent to cover because they could find no one who would debase themselves to do so. In a runned-down, one-star hotel in South Compton, where they have discovered your asphyxiated body with your disfigured head lodged in the toilet and underwear about your knees with a few dollars at your side and other signs that you were anally gratified throughout the night by local slum who mistook you for a crack whore. The janitor attempts an interview with one such man who was caught by the police and held only for questioning, but he lies mortally terrified after learning of the identity of last-night's humping bag. The camera moves inside, where the coroner has grabbed your limp legs and strains in an attempt to dislodge your head from the bowl. After a short struggle, he realizes that your large beak is trapped in the pipe and breaking the toilet would not be a worthwhile effort. He leaves satisfied that your final resting place is appropriate given the sorrow you have caused us all.

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AMA-RIP
 
the internet has some funny fucken people

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Word.
 
the funniest part was the host said

'once again, Ashlee simpson'

I'm like, this girl has more than one song????

Apearantly not.

 
this site needs a forum for 12 year old girls, so the rest of us can be constantly entertaind by their retardedly stupid posting... maybe we should make an NS pop band...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
can anyone actually sing these days?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
she said that she had to lip sing because her throat hurt and the doctor told her if she sang it would ruin her voice....which is a complete bullshit excuse she just can't sing and is living off her sisters fame

 
She's an embarrassment to the Simpson name. Too bad Ashley isn't more like Jessica.

Pray for snow...
 
Ashlee couldn't sing due to excessive cock sucking

10/25/2004 3:50:10 PM - by dinkyjackson

Ashlee's handlers have revealed that she had lock jaw from sucking her dad's cock, so she couldn't sing on SNL. Therefore, she had to have a vocal track playing while she pretended to sing.

It's been whispered all over the country about possible incest in the simpson family ever since the dad talked about jessica's big tits on VH1.

Yeah, who wouldn't fuck jessica? But asslee? I don't think so. What a fucking cunt that stupid ass bitch is. Blaming her band for her mistake. Why blame the band because you can't fuckin' sing you whore?

^hahahaha

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.

I think I just send a random stranger porn. Bhahahhahaha.-trevorwoulddoit

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
wow they are making a hugggee deal of this its been on every news and on the radio and shit

ive seen the clip on tv soo many times now

 
on the radio, i just heard her dad said that she was lip syncing because she was sick and would have been coughing because of acid reflux. What a load of shit, ash

jibba jabba
 
Hahahaha, that is so funny...

Priceless moment...and her fan mail..oh man.

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Team Fresh
 
HAHA there forums are alot more fun than NS right now i think ill hang out there for awhile!!

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-kamikaze

 
im so sick of dumb look good for the camera bitches that cant sing worth shit live, so they have to lip sync. Fuckin useless pieces of shit, they probably spend more time recording songs and re recording song because they cant fuckin sing. You worthles dumb broad.

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
IS THIS NEWS TO EVERYONE? Do you actually think that ANY popstar doesn't just play their track and kind of lipsync/sing along to themselves? I thought it was pretty obvious but i guess not. Oh well at least the stupid people that believe in her had their hopes crushed.

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MY idea of a reality show is the fat olympics. Making EXTREMELY fat people compete in athetlic events and the prize is food. They dont feed them and the onnly way they can eat is by winning competitions. It would be very entertaining I think. -Ice-Is-Scary

 
geez people...

10/26/2004 12:45:35 AM - by nytemaremunki

alright...heres wat i think...

yes of course she lip-synced...but i actually believe it was her acid reflux...if you watched her show...u would have seen that she was having problems with it and didnt even know if she was going to be able to finish her album or do her first concert...yes it was wrong of her to blame her band...that was a lack of judgement...but if you watched the RMAs you would have seen that she did a good job and actually sang 'autobiography'...now people get back to your lives and stop putting other people down to make yourselves feel better...

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Thank you nytemaremunki, I want to...

10/26/2004 12:58:38 AM - by Ashlee Simpson

I love you. I really do appreciate my supporters here.

As a token of my appreciation, I am offering you a one time shot at me. I want you to do me from behind. Not too fast, lots of lubrication.

I really can sing! I just want someone to give me the third input. Come on, you know you want to. Just a quickie. It won't mean anything, just like my songs.

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

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-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
USER PROFILE fromhttp://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com/forum

Located under hosts...

User Name: Ashlee Simpson

Location: Santa Monica, CA, US

Age: 18

Gender: female

Member Since: 3/19/2004 11:15:06 AM

Status: Host

Statement: irc.austnet.org #xvid

Interests: Merry jigs, dancing around like an idiot,

lip synching, lying, gastric vocals.

 
How fucking dumb can you get. She blamse the band but how can it be their fault when her ridiculous voice came on again singing the song she just sang. It was obviously the person pressing play. She is one ugly fuck and obvisouly as dumb as her sister. People like those give music a bad rep... I agree with Elton John's comments about Madonna....

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

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I just went to see if there was anymore funny shit posted on her site about her and I think they got rid of the forums, that really funny plus on the front page theres a letter from and she says that she is going to exsplain what happened on snl but all she says is her acid reflux acted up.

How much more pathetic can you get.

drunks go through stop signs

Stoners sit and wait for it to turn green
 
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