Ashlee Simpson SNL screw up

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I watched the vancouver showing of SNL and it was reshot. I hate ashlee. Jessica, she can sing. Why her sister has a hit is beyond me. She still goes and blames the band because of the lipsync miscue.

 
2 of them did not work what happened, i didnt stay up for much of the show

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
she said that the band started playing the wrong song, and that she went with a hoe down instead. Hence the retarded dance.

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'Her first song was Pieces of Me and then she was supposed to sing a second song. But instead of whatever song she was supposed to sing, Pieces of Me just started playing again with her voice singing the words despite the fact she wasnt moving her mouth. SO she ran off stage and her band kept playing.'

the links are right there copy and paste them they seem to work for me so i dunno

 
Yeah it was rediculous. She is ugly and not good at singing.

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jesus christ so bad for her basically shes got caught lipsyncing, can i see the apilogy that works?

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I'm in washington, and i didn't see it reshot, they did cut to comercial pretty quick, but you could tell what happend. Did they show a edited version on other westcoast broadcasts?

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hahahah none of those little girls can actually sing, actually none of the pop stars can sing, there is such a thing as pro tools

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hahahahaha what a dumb hoe! get back in the kitchen and cook for your sister who's better than you but also still worthless.

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hahaha what a bitch, I have more respect for Jessica now, so hot

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.

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Hehehe whadda stupid whore.

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Teen songbird Ashlee Simpson had a microphone malfunction on 'Saturday Night Live' last night, scurrying off stage when a production glitch caught her lip-synching the wrong tune.

The pop star, younger sister of singer and TV star Jessica Simpson, sounded great belting out 'Pieces of Me' in her first segment on the show. It was the same song that she butchered at August's MTV Music Video Awards, drawing withering reviews for a flat, out of key performance.

But the triumphant moment turned into a debacle when she came out to debut the song 'Autobiography' for a second set. But whoever was responsible for piping in a studio-engineered rendition for Simpson to mouth screwed up, playing 'Pieces' once again.

The raven-haired beauty hopped around briefly, then slinked off the stage as her hapless band half-heartedly faked away. It didn't take long for critics to vent their rage on Ashlee Simpson's official Web site.

'Finally, you're exposed for the fraud that you are,' wrote an E-mail poster named drdrewby minutes after the embarrassing performance. 'You have cheated your fans and people who actually thought that you had a lick of talent. You should quit the music business because you are now and always will be a complete and utter joke.'

Said CowboyJeff99: 'I knew she sounded like crap live, so I was 'wondering' what was going on when her voice sounded just like the radio edit.'

When the cast of the live show came out to bid the audience good night, actor Jude Law tried to explain Simpson's slipup.

'What can I say folks, live TV,' Law shrugged.

A still-humiliated Simpson apologized to her fans - and blamed her band for playing the wrong song

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
when i watch their videos i just mute it

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ashlee is ugly and cant sing, while her sister is right hot, and can sing. Jessica all the way!!

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she can't sing at all and not even i would stoop that low to blame my band for having to lip sing cause i suck so much at singing

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good, I hope she stops selling records. people like her shouldn't be able to make money. they should be shot.

-Pat Melvin
 
Posted by her on her own message board (I assume it's her, seeing as the member name is listed as the board administrator):

Please stop all the insensitive remarks.

10/24/2004 7:32:18 PM - by Ashlee Simpson

I lip-sync, so sue me.

You have no idea what it's like having millions of dollars being spent trying to make you a star.

NO!

10/24/2004 7:40:56 PM - by Ashlee Simpson

''My band made ME look bad! They played the wrong song and the snl audio engineer queued up the vocal track to go along with it. They screwed over my career and that's why i didn't let them onstage. I'M SO SICK OF OF BEING BATTERED RIGHT NOW!''

AND THE RESPONSE:

PWNED

10/24/2004 7:39:19 PM - by CMB2k5

An Interview with Ashlee:

LM: What are your takes on lip-synching?

AS: I'm totally against it and offended by it.

I'm going out to let my real talent show, not

to just stand there and dance around. Personally,

I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.

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Always

Always...
 
what she condridicted herself (SP?) she first said i lip sync- so sue me. Then says that her band made her look band and she would never slip sync. I don't get it? i guess she is as blonde as Jessica

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No, she admitted to it, blamed the band and the audio director, and then someone else on the forum cut and pasted an interview she'd done earlier where she said she would NEVER lip sync. Haha, her fan owned her.

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she obviously has absolutely no integrity. she blames everyone else for her own decisions...

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
Vid is on collegehumor.com... It's great, so damn funny. I'm thinking it was a band mutiny, they're sick and tired playing second-fiddle to someone who has no idea what she's doing...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
I'm still going through her message board... the stuff some of her fans are posting is hilarious. 'Hey bitch, even Tony Danza can sing!' Bahahaha... anyways, here's something else she posted:

Get your jabs in now

10/24/2004 8:00:55 PM - by Ashlee Simpson

Once i can get in contact with the webmaster, everythings getting deleted. It doesn't matter anyway, there's too many important people behind my career to stop it now.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
what's the address to her site? I scanned and didn't see- sorry if I missed it. I hope you can post as a guest. I don't feel good and who better to take it out on other than ashlee simpson. tell her that her sister is better than her. bahaha.

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
It'shttp://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com

Haha, someone offered to try to help her get out of this, and she answered:

no

10/24/2004 7:45:01 PM - by Ashlee Simpson

i think my publicist can do better than you, please everyone just leave my site, i can't take anymore of this.

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A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I just asked JD the same question.

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

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Here:Ashlee Sipmson's site

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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to hear wat her 'fans' wanteed to say about it.... go here --->http://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com/community/news_comment.asp?Type=News&AssetID=900122

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Holy. Fuck. She's still posting. I added emphasis here, but WHAT?

I never blamed my band

10/24/2004 8:37:13 PM - by Ashlee Simpson

They played the wrong song--it's that simple. I never blamed them for anything. The DJ also cued up the wrong song-I'm not going to go around pointing fingers though. Mistakes were made, and that's enough said on the subject.

None of you guys have ever tried singing in front of a million people. None of you critics have been on live TV. Before you criticize me, think about how hard my life is.

I tried to save the situation... but I gave up. I shouldn't have walked off, but I was overwhelmed. Everyone has their moments, please don't criticize before you think about how hard it is, the pressure of pleasing millions of fans.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
hahaha she is just continually digging a deeper hole for herself.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
How hard her life is?

Excuse me.

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA.

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But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05

 
how hard her life is? bahahahaha, what that girl needs is a reality check and i think she just got one

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

BE YOURSELF
 
hahahahahaha she could have gone to junior college and gotten an associates in business and worked for her sister.

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
JD, I've been scanning those boards too, I must be blind, I am really... But I haven't seen her respond to anything yet...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
I'm at about the 400 post level back in the open forum... I'll stop at 500. Although this is ridiculously amusing. The best thread I've seen so far in there was by some guy who obviously hates her... it was entitled ''I haven't been this happy since Aaliyah died!'

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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