ashlee or jesica

Jess, she has an IQ of 160

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
haha, oh man, mattman I'm sure you were joking but damn, jessica is lucky if her IQ is even in the double digits, her stupidity is painful to the point that I can't even begin to describe it, thank god for the mute button

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
haha whoever started this thread needs to take a look around...fucking jessica you stooge

-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
 
jessica

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^ashlee

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^jessica

id say jessica fo sho

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
if you watch newlyweds then watch the ashlee show then you'd def say jessica. jessica is dumb, but ashlee is dumber in a different way.

h3o films
 
id say jessica, but in those two pictures ashlee wins

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jessica

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
Jessica... she has big ol' natural titties.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Jessica, i think ashlee is even dumber the things she says are so dumb.

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this is a bit random, but i think ashlee looks a lot like a girl version of owen wilson.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
They're both dumber than bricks... I don't care how hot they are, I wouldn't bone them even if they kept their damn mouths shut. I'd probably get a nasty case of sexually transmitted stupidity.

Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
 
I'm not kidding Line69, she does have an IQ of 160...

Jessica's mom said that in a tablot and the newspaper. Hey, it might not be true, She does have her moments, a lot of moments.

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
ya, a person can have a high IQ, but still lack any type of common sense, and therefore seem extremely stupid. but if it was either of these girls I wouldn't mind at all. To answer the question, Jessica.

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ehhhhh tough. I think Ashlee has a better body. Jessica has a better face...

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An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
i dont think you would call what jessica simpson did skiing, but ill have to go with jessica

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jessica

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
Jessica by far ashlee has a huge nose

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-kamikaze

 
ashlee looks horrid with her brown hair....im def gonna say jessica

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ashlee seems like a wannabe second rate american version of avril. i have a problem with that.

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When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
alright, i dont know if any of you have seen ashlees show but theres a part where jessica gives her advice, and ashlee and jessica in the same room, ashlee just seems insignificant in the conversation.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
jessica is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. but i agree: ashlee looks hotter in the above pictures.

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I should say Jessica but she would talk when I was bangin' her. I honestly don't feel like purchasing a gag, so I'll have to go with ashlee

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I'ma shit all ova' yo ass!
 
i am the only one who doesn't think jessica is as dumb as she is put out to be on TV? Obviously it sells and look how much she is talked about as a result and as a result of the talking she gets money. I'd say she is more a sell-out than dumb.

 
no comparison, definitely jessica

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
 
i heard that jessicas dumbassness is all an act for their show

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Jessica has huge fucking tits and could suck your testicles out through your urethra.

What the hell is wrong with you people.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
jessica tonguing the balls with ashley working the shaft

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
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ASHLEE!! I am an ashlee fan. It's so funny when she's driving around her car, and some guy yells 'hey britney' so she goes 'I'm not britney mother fucker' hahaha I love it. I like her hair a lot, I think she's really pretty =)

-Colleen

..Still Ill

Life is like a bowl of lucky charms
 
Stef!!!!!, thank you

I've been trying to say that for months. In a tablot, some of her 'chicken or beef' thing?!?! was fake.

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
i'd like to see some more pics before I make up my mind

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
ashlee sucks old balls! she tries to be hip and shit and just sucks, jess...she can suck anyting she want!!!ha uno bitch!

at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
 
fuck that ashlee bitches attitude and her big ass nose...shes jus a wannabe punk who will never pull it off...at least jessica is stacked

**ReHaB iS fOr QuItErS**
 
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