Art class

1. Put a canvas on the wall

2. Throw clay as hard as you can at the canvas.

3. Write a page of bullshit about what it 'represents'

4. Get an A
 
i made a dave matthews band fire dancer today. just real quick because i finished early. its not really a sculpture i just cut it out of a clay slab. i still think its pretty cool though
 
Make a sculpture of chads gap, if you don't get the air bubbles out and it explodes in the kiln just tell your teacher it was a metaphor for ski patrol blowing up the gap.

Then you win.

Easy
 
The fact is has to be figurative just makes it dirty, how do they expect you to be creative?

Make a brick.
 
I took clay in highschool and did a sculpture head of Notorious BIG turned out wicked. Also did the likes of a hand, tea pot, vase ect. Choose something that is interesting or has value to you!
 
I'll give you 30 internet points if you use my idea, and intentionally put in some air bubbles and blow it up along with other products.

Must have pictures for evidence and lols though
 
sculpt a sculpture of yourself sculpting that exact sculpture and within the sculpture there will be a smaller version of you sculpting an even smaller sculpture. doesn't even matter if it's good but if you do it right your teacher will explode trying to put a grade on an infinite sequence
 
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