steevner
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a captian of a pirate ship sees a british ship sailing his way, so he orders his first mate to get his red shirt. the first mate asks "why your red shirt?" the pirate replied, "so if i bleed my sailors won't see it."
so the next day the captian sees a spanish ship sailing his way. he tells hi first mate "get me my red shirt... and my brown pants"
so the next day the captian sees a spanish ship sailing his way. he tells hi first mate "get me my red shirt... and my brown pants"