Arrr...time for PIRATE JOKES!!!

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skogenjake

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so this captain on a pirate ship is steering until suddenly he takes the steering wheel and puts it into his pants. when the first mate asks "captain. why did you do that?". the captain says "Arrr...its drivin' me nuts!"

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why couldnt the person see the movie?

because it was rated ARGGHHHHHHH!

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gay

what's up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
where do pirates hide their booty?

in the trunk of the CAAAARRRRRHGGGG.

why did the pirate move to hollywood?

he wanted to be a STARRRRRRGh.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
How much does it take for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
WHY WAS IT RATED ARRRRRR???

Because of all the BOOOOTTTYYY

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Incubus- An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
 
haha wow some these r funny

what's up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
here are some ones i just made up.

what kind of suit did the pirate wear to his prom?

ARRRRRR-mani

where did the texas pirate live?

ARRRR-lington

whats a pirates favorite part of chemistry?

ARRRR--henious bases!

whats a pirates favorite search engine?

YARRRR HOO!

hahhahah some are OK...

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arrrrr-heinous bases, great stuff

what does a pirate get in golf

P-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
^ good try that one was said like a bizillion times

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.

Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?

Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.

Interviewer: How did you get that hook?

Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.

Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?

Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.

Interviewer: And that put your eye out?

Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.

'if it doesnt look photoshopped, its not big enough'
 
^i could definately picture a pirate in that situation

and it made me laff

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
whats a pirates favorite kind of big mountain skis?

A-RRRRRRRRRR-V's

whats a pirates favorite kind of park ski?

A-RRRRRRRRRRRRRR-5's.

What kind of skis the the pirate get for his little grom pirate?

A-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-3's.

What kind of skis did the pirate get for his booty bitches?

A-RRRRRRRRRRRRRR-W's.

Why do pirates shop at Hot Topic?

Because they aren't mainstream.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
what ski's do pirates pimp out

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMANIS

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
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PBR is for the rednecks around here....

Whats a Pirates favorite thing to smoke?

Maaaaaaaaarrrrrrrijuana
 
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