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j-unit

j-unit

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yeah, got arrested last night for pulling a tree and a street sign out of the ground w/ a truck, it was sick! anybody else here get arrested?

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J-unit represent

'yeah, I got a 'lac.... let's race'
 
last week. for running out of a grocery store at midnight as a prank. we did it to cause a commotion, and all was going well, but then the mechanical sliding doors didnt open, so we burst through them anyways. then we fled the scene and got chased down by a private investigator.

the doors turned out to be broken, and we got a 1 year ban from the store and a mischief under $5000 charge.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

I don't condone this.
 
^oh man, that's lame

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J-unit represent

'yeah, I got a 'lac.... let's race'
 
yeah, all my run-ins with the cops are soo lame. we got the cops called on us (trixta and i) for attempting to jump off of his roof into his pool.

we got the cops called on us for making a mess at wendys, then we got banned from the store.

i got charged for taking a tiny plastic drink dispenser nozzle from a drink machine at subway, it was an item on my list for our schools car rally. the cops called me 2 months later and wham, i get hit with a charge.

why cant i get caught for the badass things i do, like hacking up golf course greens at night, or racing people going 200, or doing drive by waterballooning of people all dressed up, in line at clubs, when its 0 degrees out?

its always the pussy crimes i get caught for. the cops must think im a joke.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

I don't condone this.
 
1. Malicous Mischief (vandalism) over $2,000=70 hours of community service at good will plus repaying all the damage.

2. Possesion of marijuana= I got off because of Vermonts sweet as laws

3. Minor in Possession/ Possession with intent to distribute= I got off because of my lawyer who tore my local cops a new one.

 
I've gotten arrested for longboarding. Apparently we were skating in a place that there were 'No Skateboards Allowed' signs posted on the outside in the farthest corner of the parking deck. Sooooooo gay. And it's the only spot on my campus with those signs. Sooooooo gay.

Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
 
1. endangering the lives of others (BB gun incident)

2. possesion, under 1 gram tho, was SO lame

3. 3 felony charges of making fake ids but it eventualy got dropped to a misdemeanor

4. buying alcohol underage, using a fake license....god damn it some of my friends are 21 too

anyway police dont like me that much

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
ha the best one this summer we got charged for driving by the mall and having one of our friends(taped up and gaged) jump out of the trunk and run yelling. It was great, all the bystanders were freaking out.

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
 
my friend got in trouble for puttin 12 lbs or powdered milk on the lawn in front of the police station. when the morning dew condensed it turned to milk then when the sun came out it turned to festering rotten milk it smelled really bad. it was really funny though, after school I walked by the station and it smelled so bad, there were like 15-25 cops cleaning it up it was all gooie and they couldnt get it off. he got in trouble for that. I never get caught for what I do.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
hey pagiva or whatever ur name is. I highly doubt of the existence of sweet ass laws in Vermont. Are u kidding me?

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Sick and Tired.
 
I was almost arrested once for having a two bongs in my backpack. Fortunately though, I got off because they couldn't find my stash, and I claimed the bongs were for a school science project. This was many years ago...

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'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion... the human spirit cannot die.'


CCR/DFP Represent.

Justin 'DC' Harvie
aka The Trixta
 
i've never been arrested but i was coming out of a basketball game and me and my friend saw a cat on this big boulder thing so we decided to go try and catch it. well a cop saw us on the boulder and he shined his damn spotlight in my eyes and i just sort of stood there. then he came over and we had to tell him we saw a cat and we were trying to catch it. he left us alone after that i think he thought we were special

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
-possession of marijuana

-possession of drug paraphanelia

-possession of CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE (psylociban AKA mushrooms)

-distribution of marijuana

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
once i got arrested for spitting on the sidewalk

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
 
i got picked up in cancun for poession. they gave me the pesos to go home and get more money for them, i went to sleep.

i almost got arrested for some poession in new york, but the cop that came with the drug dog i knew and he had the troopers go easy on me. so they took the cuffs off and let me out of the car.

Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god Wandering, wandering in hopless night Out here in the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned Immaculate
 
i got pulled over while drunk with 5 other drunk kids in the car and 3 of them had pot and acid, but the one kid knew the cop so we got off with nothing

He who hesitates masturbates
 
ive gotton off easy and never been arrested, but i had a run in with a cop one time when i was trippin...i was out after curfew, and while he talked to me the flashing lights on the top of his car started breeding and swimming around

the Music Never Stopped...
 
I never got arrested.I almost got a fine for rollerblading.Me and some friend saw a good rail and tried it and somehow the cops found us.He said that sliding rails was vandalism.

Like the marks were not visible,he gave us a warning.

Responsability,what's that?
 
well we always keep the cops called on us for biking around people property hitting there drops, but the cops never get mad...ever

Oh excellent,time for a sexy party!-Stewie Griffin

4frnt skis
 
pa is very gay

hardcore lousiana fanboat shit

'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'

'put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit!'
 
in NY you cant drive after 9 unless you are 18 or took drivers ed.

Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god Wandering, wandering in hopless night Out here in the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned Immaculate
 
i was really close to being charged with

1-Grand Larseny

2-Criminal Misceif

3-Felony

-A guy at a horse stable said we were trying to steal a golf cart...but he ended up not pressing charges thank god

word

L-MOB fo lyfe
 
yeah in idaho theres a 'curfew', not just for driving but for being outside your home at all. the exact time changes depending on how bored the cop is.

the Music Never Stopped...
 
lets see...1st degree murder, arson, drunk and disorderly, grand theft, accessory to murder. I am a pretty good kid.

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
smells like bullshit in here.

Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god Wandering, wandering in hopless night Out here in the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned Immaculate
 
i hate watching my friends get arrested, just gettin cuffed outside a pizza joint or somethin, must suck with everyone watching

the Music Never Stopped...
 
1. Tampering with federal property (dog poo in a mailbox)

2.)underage posession of alcohol, open container, disorderly conduct (dressed like a fairy and threatening to break out of jail with my wand and fairy dust on halloween)

3.) almost a dwi...but the cop was really chill and just gave me a no taillight ticket and told me to go home.

Give me Keystone or give me death.
 
only sober one but still guilty by association.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
3 times---lot's of fun!! I love cops.

T-FOX
CEO, SNOFOX Inc. / SNOFOX.biz

4 Tats, 2 Kats, 1 new home, 1 Hubby to be dressed in Emilio Pucci. Please buy a theasarus & maybe we can abolish 1% of the stupidity on this planet-albeit doubtful.
 
nope hahaha in your face

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
wow, all of you who got DUI's and DWI's deserved them. Drink and smoke as much as you want, but do not drive. Thats just stupid.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
yea i've blown low numbers before but have always talked my way out of it because i really wasn't drunk, barely even buzzed... Mushrooms are a very heavy ticket here in WI as I have found out, really not good. jailtime

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
nope still a clean record for me, got 6 friends in jail though

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
^o was that when u burned that bum's cart?

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
DUI

Paraphanalia(sp)

Fake ID

that night sucked

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
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