ARMADA

The confusion in this thread is hilarious. By the way, if the name of our new secret company is actually 'Armada', I wonder if anyone has considered the historical significance of this name? As in..... this company is going under.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
yea kami that was the first thing i thought about when i heard the name? is some even smaller ski company going to form and deystroy the armada?

 
The name Armada offers a lot of really strong marketing a commercial benefit. Just think about an ad 'the Armada is coming' I really like the name.

what are you doing today?

-I'm going skiing

-umm, you do know that the season ended a couple months ago right?

-yeah

-whatever!

*some people will never understand the drive behind skiing

 
Hehe... Advertisement.... 'THE ARMADA IS COMING! GET YOUR SHIRT AND SKIS TODAY! (small letters at the bottom) 'We do not recommend that Armada products be worn or used during heavy storms, or near Englishmen.'

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
Hey kiddies, prepare to be overtaken and manipulated with flashy marketing techniques and big names. Yo dude, their team is the sickest, you should buy their skis.....true, no one has taken it this far yet, key word being yet. Those skis feel like two stiff planks under your boots. Herman Maier likes them for GS. Yes they were protos, but I didn't like them. Ugly graphics too, you'll see. They are dimensionally the same as the Rossi Scratch, but much much different flex pattern and torsional stiffness. Try the Public Enemies along with the Armada and make a choice. Late.

 
number one, your one of those anti capalist bitches I can see. and number two, armada has nothing to do with flashy marketing schemes. Thats exactly what they aren't. They are a normal person run ski company out there for the good of the sport. The proto types were two levels stiffer than the production ski. And the graphics are merely an opinion.

Also, I think your the bitch who told shane that me and Berman were poaching his line! I don't give a fuck, but you KNOW we didn't touch jack shit.

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Blazed
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gt is the man in pipes, hes got style, but doesnt progress much. alley opp flatty 9's are what he's working on for this year i heard. he used to live about 10 miles from me. he still comes out once or twice a year to show MI whats up

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
that team will go far and really push what can be done

this post just had the biggest U-turn, i only just read it and it goes from shut the fuck up to the team being announced.

 
hey reedy, schmies was in whistler all summer, and is friends with iberg, as well as the graphic artist of the public enemy, dont just shoot him down right off the bat. he said he doesnt like the ski compared to the public enemy, and that you should try both skis and make an informed decision. chill bra.

dmb

With all due respect to the game, I'm the P-H-enom

Not ready for prime time, be-yond, extinction

Change your way of thinkin, or be-gone

fast the fuck out, somethin stinkin

Could it be the skunk, or could it be that body in the trunk

of my Lincoln, Continental style pop the pussy like a pimple

I'm fed up, I put it in your ear and fuck ya head up

Turnin up the temperature, hold them kids that entered the

36th, master mix shit

Biohazardous, pretentious

Do it for the chemically imbalanced

State your business, pay me at the door

Iron Man, hear me roar on twelve inches

Shell shocked soldier in the trenches

Fire in the hole game commences

Third string rappers play the benches

Reload, there'll be no repentance for souls

Just life sentence, with no chance for parole

and that's real

 
I guess it's my bad. I read the message wrong, it sounded to me like he was saying that armada was all flashy marketing and the team alone was all it had going for it.

Also, I do know he was one of the guys up on the mountain the day that berman and I supposedly laid the smack down on the high north shit, which never happened. I guess it'll be shown when bermans vid comes out. not a damn shot from there. Whatever, if it was my missinterpretation than word, I take it back.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

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http://www.jibculture.com
 
nope not hating on him, reedy is cool, i just wanted to make sure that he understands that he's talking to true industry peeps who are cool rather than just stupid internet geeks.

armada is cool, as well as line, and k2.

iberg, levinthal, gutt. cant go wrong with all three of them.

dmb

With all due respect to the game, I'm the P-H-enom

Not ready for prime time, be-yond, extinction

Change your way of thinkin, or be-gone

fast the fuck out, somethin stinkin

Could it be the skunk, or could it be that body in the trunk

of my Lincoln, Continental style pop the pussy like a pimple

I'm fed up, I put it in your ear and fuck ya head up

Turnin up the temperature, hold them kids that entered the

36th, master mix shit

Biohazardous, pretentious

Do it for the chemically imbalanced

State your business, pay me at the door

Iron Man, hear me roar on twelve inches

Shell shocked soldier in the trenches

Fire in the hole game commences

Third string rappers play the benches

Reload, there'll be no repentance for souls

Just life sentence, with no chance for parole

and that's real

 
This is exactly what armada wants you to do, talk it up, stalk up and be another bitch on the bandwagon. Try before you buy.

 
No one has been hating on me directly at all. A lot of people have been hatin on my friends though. and I choose to open my big mouth.

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

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I guess I should just let my friends fight their own fights. I shut up from now on.

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

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why wouldn't he?

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

www.jibculture.com
 
oh my god, its pep, i think i'm gonna faint.

With all due respect to the game, I'm the P-H-enom

Not ready for prime time, be-yond, extinction

Change your way of thinkin, or be-gone

fast the fuck out, somethin stinkin

Could it be the skunk, or could it be that body in the trunk

of my Lincoln, Continental style pop the pussy like a pimple

I'm fed up, I put it in your ear and fuck ya head up

Turnin up the temperature, hold them kids that entered the

36th, master mix shit

Biohazardous, pretentious

Do it for the chemically imbalanced

State your business, pay me at the door

Iron Man, hear me roar on twelve inches

Shell shocked soldier in the trenches

Fire in the hole game commences

Third string rappers play the benches

Reload, there'll be no repentance for souls

Just life sentence, with no chance for parole

and that's real

 
You're a good man for sticking up for your bros Reedy. It's seems like those other guys would grow up a little so we could all work it out like adults. Thanks for the backing.

LoKash...The other white meat. -LoKash
 
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you come and join us too...

come on gang! SING IT WITH ME!!!!

YAAAAAY!!!

 
levin loves the cack n bolls

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

www.jibculture.com
 
Guess what- just cause not everyones a cool industry guy, doesnt mean that they are internet geeks. Just to let you in on that little secret.

 
oh god, don't be so sensitive. it's not like he making a direct derrogatory comment to you. And for YOUR information, there is a whole civiliaztion of people that are self proclaimed internet geeks. It's you obviously, that has a problem with the term. B H

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

www.jibculture.com
 
Reedy,

it's like this, I said Armada will be hyped, as it is already, to repeat, and to all the kids looking for new skis, try before you buy. Graphics, most obviously are an opinion. Now, on the High North deal. I have NO clue on how you are involved with any HN shiznit. I talked with you one time in my life on a t-bar and you weren't too talkative, so I really don't even know you. When HN lost their insurance for a few days, NO one was supposed to be skiing the lane. I have worked for Shane for the last three years and can call him a friend for the last five. When he tells me that the dig crew along with everyone else, isn't going to ski the lane those days, that is the way it is. I rolled up to find over 20 people sessioning shit, with Monk and Thomas already destroying the quarter, cutting a deep assed trench runway up the thing. I told everyone they couldn't ski there and everyone was pretty alright about it, some bitching obviously. Berman appraoches and tells me Shane says it's cool for him to be there. I said I didn't really think it was the case. I told him my instructions and he left. End of story. The quarter shit was super gay because we had to fix it ourselves. Shane was bummed due to miscommunication between the two of them and Josh not placing any banners or signage when he wanted to film. You can suck my nuts for thinking I am a tadletale or whatever you are claiming. If you were with Jeff Thomas and the kids who camped on the glacier and rode our lane after cat time was PAID for, leaving a tracked out frozen lane and a bootpack trail, then you CAN suck my nuts as you are in the wrong. If not, my appologies, disreguard the statement. Check yourself and the details before spraying about the whole deal bro.

I'm over it though, I hate nobody, I was pretty upset that a few kids made me work longer for two days instead of skiing but fuck 'em. They can dig their own holes for themselves. Peace.

-schmies

 
Oh i really dont care whether im considered an internet geek at all, but just cause your 'in' the industry doesnt all of a sudden make you super dope. Besides i dont remember talking to you anyway, but i still love you.

 
number one, I wasn't with that overnight crew or whatever. I did go up over night, but that was a different time and I was at SMS with permission. Anyway, I didn't say that you got me in trouble. I'm not in on any of it. But shane certainly flipped his cookies on berman saying that berman and his crew were hitting everything. I guess I would count in bermans crew technically, but shane wouldn't know that. At any rate no one from bermans 'crew' hit anything at high north when I was around anyway. I really should shut up at this point but whatever. I actually was there when shane gave berman permission, but shane still insists he didn't, so whatever to that.

anyway, it has nothing to do with me. So I'm out.

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

www.jibculture.com
 
i think reedy and schmies should have a thumb war to settle this one.

With all due respect to the game, I'm the P-H-enom

Not ready for prime time, be-yond, extinction

Change your way of thinkin, or be-gone

fast the fuck out, somethin stinkin

Could it be the skunk, or could it be that body in the trunk

of my Lincoln, Continental style pop the pussy like a pimple

I'm fed up, I put it in your ear and fuck ya head up

Turnin up the temperature, hold them kids that entered the

36th, master mix shit

Biohazardous, pretentious

Do it for the chemically imbalanced

State your business, pay me at the door

Iron Man, hear me roar on twelve inches

Shell shocked soldier in the trenches

Fire in the hole game commences

Third string rappers play the benches

Reload, there'll be no repentance for souls

Just life sentence, with no chance for parole

and that's real

 
It doesn't matter, it doesn't have anything to do with armada, and neither ryan nor me have any problems. end of story.

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'DUDE, don't fart on my bed!!!!' In response to me ripping ass on some random rock at the top of blackomb - Kye Peterson

www.jibculture.com
 
i sounds to me dat armada and it's team r gon be sick.

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it's a body in the trunk, son. so what's it gon be.

a nigga layin' down cause he came from me.
 
ok...APPARENTLY the sweetest skis ever..this is coming from the owners and people who are going to be sponsored by them...just wait, try before you buy, for all you know they could be the shittiest pieces of shit you'll ever ride.

i doubt it though :P

 
yeah i definately agree, i hope you guys are planning to send them to Australia, wont be interested if you dont.

 
oh fuck fbi

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My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.

 
Isn't there ski companies called cannon and goodies or something like that.

I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
 
Canon makes skiboards, and supposedly skis in Japan, coming here soon? Good question, ask Jeff Thomas.

Goode skis, according to 'premium content' are coming out...they used to make ski poles.

What's happening?

I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
 
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