I don't mean to rip on you, but it won't work. Every other ski-brand cult has gotten boring after about three days. There are only so many ways to say 'Armadas kick ass'.
Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches