Armada Poles hold liquid!!

man, they already made this a loong-ass time ago, not armada but someone else. and its only meant for alcohol because it doesn't freeze.
 
alchohol doesnt freeze anyway. why would you need special poles that dont freeze?

and yea, incase you didnt know, with the armada poled, you can take the tops off easly withought an air compressor...
 
haha you missed it... if you were to put water in them ( to drink it ) the water would freeze. and your poles would probially crack open or somthing. but alchohol will not freeze. so it is still drinkable... unless you enjoy eating your water with a spoon
 
red bull in one and vodka in the other?

you would have to drink an equal amount from each so the weight wouldn't be off balance.
 
red bull and vodka would be grosssss. and im pretty sure youre not supposed to drink energy drinks with hard alcohol. and vodka isnt that great. go with jack daniels. and im pretty sure being trashed while skiing is a good way to die....

...saying that as im preparing to order a pair for just that reason
 
yeah they make poles specifically for this i think theyre called cool poles or something like that.
 
next weekend im gunna have to try this, and also, you are retarded red bul and vodka is an actual drink served at bars and it tastes pretty good, but come on who needs a chaser
 
ive heard other pole companies doing this, but its rad armada is, i bet you Boyd brought it up
 
i was thinking hot chocolate would be tast in them, then i thot wow it would get cold FAST, so i would just fill it up i alcohol haha sweet
 
drunk park rats....greaaaaat idea.

what ever happened to the pig skin or the flask?
 
dude are you kidding, one red bull and vodka is a drink that is served at smaller bars in ski towns, and two there is no better pain killer after a serous fall than a flask full of vodka
 
yah red-bull and alcohol is definately the shit! even though there's a slight possibility of it killing you.
 
Has anyone found any pics of them, b/c I really wanna see what they look like.

Also im trying to picture the funk that would come from my poles after refilling it will different liquors and various drinks:

Jager Bomb

Soco and lime

Kamikaze

mind eraser

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, wonder how a Irish Car Bomb would go befor a day of skiing?
 
that would be funny if you fall and your pole breaks and it was full so the stuff in it just goes every where
 
This kind of thing's been around for ages. A few years back I was in a bubble lift (no idea if that's what you guys call them over the pond) with a crazy old austrian guy (handlebar moustache and all) who handed me one of his poles which was filled with whiskey. He was a legend
 
Just use one of those test tube shot glasses, now the funny part would be watching someone trying to chug it LOL
 
uhh first of all chill out. and second of all im actually 16 almost 17 hence the 5889 in my name (5/8/89). idk i heard that somewhere. i dont usually drink red bull that often so i jsut hear those rumors. so i guess sorry?
 
i would think.. unless the inside of the pole is painted that there would be some scrapnel (metal scraps)inside there... unless just the grip is holding liquid?
 
ya i was thinkin like carbon fibers or somtin, im not sure what aramada makes their poles with. thats a good idea though.
 
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Definitely the funniest shit I've ever heard on this website...
 
^umm..... to get wasted and thus have an excuse to wave your genitals around at every gaper mom from texas that skis by.
 
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