arm yourselves

davidh

davidh

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the alien is stalking me! this was after I posted my sighting a little while back.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
what the hell???

i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
 
im ready...are you??

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-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
Damn cameltoe, where'd you get that sick spork!? I'll i've got are those flimsy gay white things.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
weel, i shouldnt be telling you, but...its the standard issue for the top secret Supreme Prosecuters of Ornery Rectum Killing Seamen...or S.P.O.R.K.S. for short...oh shit, ive said too much

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
ARM YOURSELVES!!!

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just in case you need more sporks, go here:

Sporks are Godlike

-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
 
Now I am Infultraiting S.P.O.R.K.S. secret hideout and there is nothing you can do about it Bitch!

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Chiggah Represent
 
oh shit...i highly doubt that you will be able to get past our spork cannons though, they shoot over 1000 sporks per minute...extremely lethel...watch yourself bitch, cause we're watching you as soon as you come within 100 yards of the lair

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
its not nessicerily the alien thats messing up post counts...

i was medding them up a couple days ago.

i tried to post, but my posts would never show up and the number just incresed.

it was weird but i got that fixed (obviously)

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'
 
holy shit get it hes a god^^^^^

ne way i jus tthink that were all under reacting

this thing is on the loose and were not out there chasing it, so suck it up and go to war armed with your sporks

i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
 
highsociety, are you saying that you were the alien?

-Thom Savery-

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*
 
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