Area 51

Hell yea it exists and they got motha fuckin aliens and hella other cool ass shit there.
I mean seriously, why the fuck is that place so fucking secret if they aint hiding anything? Of course there is some crazy ass shit there, weapons and shit, diseases, ufos, crazy military testing shit, motha fuckin plasma guns and all that shit from halo, probably some crazy ass dank ass weed that gets you high as fuck, probably a map to atlantis and proof of who really shot JFK, they prob got all the plans for 9/11 when bush blew up the towers, they prob got hella drugs n shit that no one has heard of any probably some crazy ass mutated animals and shit. I bet Osama Bin Laden is just chillin there smokin hookah and they probably just got all this cool ass shit to play with everyday and laugh at normal americans who don't know what the fuck is going down there. They just keeping all the best shit in the world to them self. Fuck that.

 
I know man they have to realize that we all know they are hidding things and its just a matter of time before we figure out what they are. The government and their crazy ass secret places are so Fucked Up!! What makes them think they are better than the rest of us?!
 
what if area 51 isnt the super secret place they keep all the aliens and other werid shit. because it's so popular now everyone knows about it.. i bet they moved it to another place and A51 is just a cover.
 
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